God, I should have called in sick today.
You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like woman, I'm a mystery.
Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 56: ...we need the writers.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Jan 30, 2008 12:15:20 pm PST #6321 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Kat - Jan 30, 2008 12:18:35 pm PST #6322 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Newish. But I saw this magnet at a bookstore: [link] and I went searching for it before I saw the saying on your site.
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Kat - Jan 30, 2008 12:25:06 pm PST #6323 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Papers were half-assed graded and now I'm sending in the assessments. Gr. Done for the day.
aurelia - Jan 30, 2008 12:30:33 pm PST #6324 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
One place I worked had signs that said, "Unattended children will be eaten, no questions asked." The espresso and kitten threat is probably more menacing.
Cashmere - Jan 30, 2008 12:33:29 pm PST #6325 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Note to self: start buying Mr. Clean Magic Erasers in bulk.
sarameg - Jan 30, 2008 12:35:32 pm PST #6326 of 10001
Oh dear, Cash. Maybe investing in duct tape would help too?
Laura - Jan 30, 2008 12:35:55 pm PST #6327 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
A breakfast joint near us has a sign "Unattended children will be sold as slaves." Imma thinking unattended children aren't popular many places.
tommyrot - Jan 30, 2008 12:36:57 pm PST #6328 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Imma thinking unattended children aren't popular many places.
Yeah. Ever since they were responsible for the fall of the Roman Empire....
Cashmere - Jan 30, 2008 12:37:48 pm PST #6329 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Maybe investing in duct tape would help too?
So. Damned. Tempting.
I'll flirt with child abuse. Really. Not that I'd do anything but I can think about it.
The trick is to direct their naughty activities into constructive ones. How the fuck I'm supposed to do that is beyond me. I did call my mother and apologize profusely for every mark and "drawing" I ever made on her walls.
I'm sure she's going to get that voicemail and pee her pants laughing.
brenda m - Jan 30, 2008 12:39:48 pm PST #6330 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Jimmy Carter's skating damn close to an Obama endorsement: [link]
Oh Jimmy. "Tittilating." I think only you could possibly get away with that.