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Natter 56: ...we need the writers.

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tommyrot - Jan 02, 2008 8:36:09 am PST #386 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The 2007 Rapture site is gone, sadly. I think I was going to like that admittedly crazy person.

Huh. Weird.

Also, it was a woman. Dunno why I thought it was a guy.

You can still check out the book on Amazon: [link]

I like how the first customer review is titled Accurate Vision and Message to All.

Another customer review says

It It has gotten me so excited to know that me, along with all other true believers in Jesus Christ, will be meeting our Savior this year!! Hallelujah!!! Can't wait!!!!!!!!

Miracleman - Jan 02, 2008 8:39:20 am PST #387 of 10001

No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

It It has gotten me so excited to know that me, along with all other true believers in Jesus Christ, will be meeting our Savior this year!! Hallelujah!!! Can't wait!!!!!!!!

But...what if Jesus doesn't like you? Will you still be excited?

"All right, people, I am come to bring the faithful to Heaven, etc. etc. Look, everybody just start floating, okay?"

"Jesus? I'm a big fan. Thank you sssooooo much for this Rapture thing."

"Yeah, look...can you just step back? Your cologne is making my eyes water. I mean, Me...what are you covering up there? Phew!"

"Aww..."

Jessica - Jan 02, 2008 8:41:39 am PST #388 of 10001

If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

She is another deceived woman, as so many have been, and in 30 days the world will know what anybody with two Godly brain cells already knows, she was a flake of the Edgar Whisenant vein!

Ohhhhh....snap?

tommyrot - Jan 02, 2008 8:46:53 am PST #389 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I managed to retrieve the "2007 Rapture site" from my cache. ita (or anyone else) if you want it I can email it to you....

msbelle - Jan 02, 2008 8:47:17 am PST #390 of 10001

I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

no IM at new job. :-(

ION - I had my mom get me the "Don't Sweat the Small Stuff" 365 day desk calendar - thinking it would have some words of wisdom. It is like Stuart Smalley motivational quotes. SO now it is a comedy calendar as far as I am concerned.

§ ita § - Jan 02, 2008 9:04:08 am PST #391 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

tommy, could you? I find myself fascinated with the idea of it.

Gadget_Girl - Jan 02, 2008 9:04:52 am PST #392 of 10001

Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".

Chicken coup has me picturing fierce, bandanna-wearing poultry with teeny, tiny guns.

Combined with the Muppets commando chickens I hear them underscored with the song "Cows with Guns"

tommyrot - Jan 02, 2008 9:12:40 am PST #393 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

ita, insent to profile addy....

Frankenbuddha - Jan 02, 2008 9:23:13 am PST #394 of 10001

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Chicken coup has me picturing fierce, bandanna-wearing poultry with teeny, tiny guns.

It was none other than Eggs Diamond, leader of the notorious chicken gang...

§ ita § - Jan 02, 2008 9:29:58 am PST #395 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Thanks, tommy.

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