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I was under the impression that I was your big comfy blanky.

Oz ,'Him'

Natter 56: ...we need the writers.

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.

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Miracleman - Jan 02, 2008 8:39:20 am PST #387 of 10001

No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

It It has gotten me so excited to know that me, along with all other true believers in Jesus Christ, will be meeting our Savior this year!! Hallelujah!!! Can't wait!!!!!!!!

But...what if Jesus doesn't like you? Will you still be excited?

"All right, people, I am come to bring the faithful to Heaven, etc. etc. Look, everybody just start floating, okay?"

"Jesus? I'm a big fan. Thank you sssooooo much for this Rapture thing."

"Yeah, look...can you just step back? Your cologne is making my eyes water. I mean, Me...what are you covering up there? Phew!"

"Aww..."

Jessica - Jan 02, 2008 8:41:39 am PST #388 of 10001

If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

She is another deceived woman, as so many have been, and in 30 days the world will know what anybody with two Godly brain cells already knows, she was a flake of the Edgar Whisenant vein!

Ohhhhh....snap?

tommyrot - Jan 02, 2008 8:46:53 am PST #389 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I managed to retrieve the "2007 Rapture site" from my cache. ita (or anyone else) if you want it I can email it to you....

msbelle - Jan 02, 2008 8:47:17 am PST #390 of 10001

I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

no IM at new job. :-(

ION - I had my mom get me the "Don't Sweat the Small Stuff" 365 day desk calendar - thinking it would have some words of wisdom. It is like Stuart Smalley motivational quotes. SO now it is a comedy calendar as far as I am concerned.

§ ita § - Jan 02, 2008 9:04:08 am PST #391 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

tommy, could you? I find myself fascinated with the idea of it.

Gadget_Girl - Jan 02, 2008 9:04:52 am PST #392 of 10001

Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".

Chicken coup has me picturing fierce, bandanna-wearing poultry with teeny, tiny guns.

Combined with the Muppets commando chickens I hear them underscored with the song "Cows with Guns"

tommyrot - Jan 02, 2008 9:12:40 am PST #393 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

ita, insent to profile addy....

Frankenbuddha - Jan 02, 2008 9:23:13 am PST #394 of 10001

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Chicken coup has me picturing fierce, bandanna-wearing poultry with teeny, tiny guns.

It was none other than Eggs Diamond, leader of the notorious chicken gang...

§ ita § - Jan 02, 2008 9:29:58 am PST #395 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Thanks, tommy.

Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 02, 2008 9:36:03 am PST #396 of 10001

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Was the San Francisco Tiger Provoked?

The first word I heard of any possible provocation was from Jack Hannah, who said that it would be impossible for the tiger to leap that wall (since discovered to be 4 feet below the standard recommended by the Association of Zoos and Aquariums) unaided and speculated about the victims taunting the tiger and perhaps helping it escape by putting a board in the moat. Which no one found any evidence of. (Don't ask me how dropping a board into a dry moat 12.5 feet below would help the tiger escape... maybe Jack thinks Tatiana propped it up against the top of the wall, climbed out, and then stopped to burn it before mauling the zoogoers?)

I remain skeptical.

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