> A couple had placed the balls in their chicken coup in New South Wales state to encourage their hen to nest, the Australian Associated Press reported.
I read that as chicken soup and got really, REALLY confused.
I read it as A couple had placed THEIR balls in chicken soup and was also really confused.
Was the San Francisco Tiger Provoked?
I hate to sound cynical, but I'm expecting to find out that that's exactly what happened.
Chicken coup has me picturing fierce, bandanna-wearing poultry with teeny, tiny guns.
Remember the bandelero-wearing, tiny-gun-shooting lobsters from The Muppet Show? They were rescuing their sister from the Swedish Chef's pot.
The 2007 Rapture site is gone, sadly. I think I was going to like that admittedly crazy person.
I hate to sound cynical, but I'm expecting to find out that that's exactly what happened.
Especially when you hear that it was 3 late-teens, early-twenties boys...
Remember the bandelero-wearing, tiny-gun-shooting lobsters from The Muppet Show?
That's just what I was thinking of. It's my favorite Muppet moment.
Chicken coup has me picturing fierce, bandanna-wearing poultry with teeny, tiny guns.
"Let's see if *you* run around after your head is cut off, hairless monkey! Vive la revolution! Vive la Poulet!"
The 2007 Rapture site is gone, sadly. I think I was going to like that admittedly crazy person.
Huh. Weird.
Also, it was a woman. Dunno why I thought it was a guy.
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I like how the first customer review is titled
Accurate Vision and Message to All.
Another customer review says
It It has gotten me so excited to know that me, along with all other true believers in Jesus Christ, will be meeting our Savior this year!! Hallelujah!!! Can't wait!!!!!!!!
It It has gotten me so excited to know that me, along with all other true believers in Jesus Christ, will be meeting our Savior this year!! Hallelujah!!! Can't wait!!!!!!!!
But...what if Jesus doesn't like you? Will you still be excited?
"All right, people, I am come to bring the faithful to Heaven, etc. etc. Look, everybody just start floating, okay?"
"Jesus? I'm a big fan. Thank you sssooooo much for this Rapture thing."
"Yeah, look...can you just step back? Your cologne is making my eyes water. I mean, Me...what are you covering up there? Phew!"
"Aww..."