She ain't movin'. Serenity's not movin'.

Kaylee ,'Out Of Gas'


Natter 56: ...we need the writers.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Jan 14, 2008 6:19:35 am PST #2965 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

t destroys universe


Miracleman - Jan 14, 2008 6:20:43 am PST #2966 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

STOP CALLING. JUST STOP.

Amen. Preach it.

(that's addressed to whoever it is calling the officemate's line. We're at 23 calls. He's not here. They keep calling, about 3 in a row, a 5 minute pause and then AGAIN.)

Oh. Mine is addressed to The World, c/o Fucking Everyone.


Jessica - Jan 14, 2008 6:23:09 am PST #2967 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I sat her up and she smiled and smiled and smiled.

Aww, so sweet!


Laura - Jan 14, 2008 6:24:17 am PST #2968 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

As the mother of 2 teenage boys I LOVE the mean mom story, although I fear my chances for getting the award are damaged. Being the meanest mom on the planet is a challenge.


Daisy Jane - Jan 14, 2008 6:33:11 am PST #2969 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I scrolled through pages of inane comments and was saddened to see that no one referenced Disaster Area.

That was my very first thought, ita.

MM and I are as one on phone calls.

Also, my coworker is in the hospital. No, you cannot have her cell number. Dumbass.


Sparky1 - Jan 14, 2008 6:37:35 am PST #2970 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

sarameg, rip the phone cord out of the wall. Either that, or answer the phone and tell the person on the other end how much you hate them. It'll be cathartic either way.

Yay, smiling Grace!


sarameg - Jan 14, 2008 6:41:16 am PST #2971 of 10001

You know, I'd be tempted to answer, but last time I tried that, they wanted me to take a fucking message. Um, no. I don't work for him.


SuziQ - Jan 14, 2008 6:41:46 am PST #2972 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Being the meanest mom on the planet is a challenge.

Yes it is. K-Bug saw that story about the mom who sold the car, so when I try to be "mean mom", she just laughs at me.


Kat - Jan 14, 2008 6:42:31 am PST #2973 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I'm eating a muffin (whitey) that I made on Saturday. Or rather a biscuit, but whatever. There is a green veggie in it but I don't remember putting green veggie in the dough.

Should I be worried?


DavidS - Jan 14, 2008 6:42:50 am PST #2974 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Awww, shrift, don't destroy the universe yet.

I saw this over the weekend and I'm planning on getting it for you.