As the mother of 2 teenage boys I LOVE the mean mom story, although I fear my chances for getting the award are damaged. Being the meanest mom on the planet is a challenge.
That's insane troll logic!
Xander ,'Showtime'
Natter 56: ...we need the writers.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Laura - Jan 14, 2008 6:24:17 am PST #2968 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
Daisy Jane - Jan 14, 2008 6:33:11 am PST #2969 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I scrolled through pages of inane comments and was saddened to see that no one referenced Disaster Area.
That was my very first thought, ita.
MM and I are as one on phone calls.
Also, my coworker is in the hospital. No, you cannot have her cell number. Dumbass.
Sparky1 - Jan 14, 2008 6:37:35 am PST #2970 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
sarameg, rip the phone cord out of the wall. Either that, or answer the phone and tell the person on the other end how much you hate them. It'll be cathartic either way.
Yay, smiling Grace!
sarameg - Jan 14, 2008 6:41:16 am PST #2971 of 10001
You know, I'd be tempted to answer, but last time I tried that, they wanted me to take a fucking message. Um, no. I don't work for him.
SuziQ - Jan 14, 2008 6:41:46 am PST #2972 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Being the meanest mom on the planet is a challenge.
Yes it is. K-Bug saw that story about the mom who sold the car, so when I try to be "mean mom", she just laughs at me.
Kat - Jan 14, 2008 6:42:31 am PST #2973 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
I'm eating a muffin (whitey) that I made on Saturday. Or rather a biscuit, but whatever. There is a green veggie in it but I don't remember putting green veggie in the dough.
Should I be worried?
DavidS - Jan 14, 2008 6:42:50 am PST #2974 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Awww, shrift, don't destroy the universe yet.
I saw this over the weekend and I'm planning on getting it for you.
sarameg - Jan 14, 2008 6:43:37 am PST #2975 of 10001
Um, what kind of muffuit?
DavidS - Jan 14, 2008 6:45:49 am PST #2976 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Could it be a bit of green onion, Kat?
Oooh, Sinestro Corps t-shirt. MM needs this.
Cowboy Bebop lighter for Daisy...
You could do all your xmas shopping at TFAW.
Cashmere - Jan 14, 2008 6:48:37 am PST #2977 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
My kids were trying to reset the Monday scale by dumping one of the cat boxes and eating some litter. Thankfully, I suppose, It could have been worse. It was the box the cat seems to hate so he doesn't use it.
I was still completely wigged out.
Smiley Grace at least cheered me up.