I scrolled through pages of inane comments and was saddened to see that no one referenced Disaster Area.
That was my very first thought, ita.
MM and I are as one on phone calls.
Also, my coworker is
in the hospital.
No, you cannot have her cell number. Dumbass.
sarameg, rip the phone cord out of the wall. Either that, or answer the phone and tell the person on the other end how much you hate them. It'll be cathartic either way.
Yay, smiling Grace!
You know, I'd be tempted to answer, but last time I tried that, they wanted me to take a fucking message. Um, no. I don't work for him.
Being the meanest mom on the planet is a challenge.
Yes it is. K-Bug saw that story about the mom who sold the car, so when I try to be "mean mom", she just laughs at me.
I'm eating a muffin (whitey) that I made on Saturday. Or rather a biscuit, but whatever. There is a green veggie in it but I don't remember putting green veggie in the dough.
Should I be worried?
Um, what kind of muffuit?
Could it be a bit of green onion, Kat?
Oooh, Sinestro Corps t-shirt. MM needs this.
Oooh, Serenity ornament.
Cowboy Bebop lighter for Daisy...
You could do all your xmas shopping at TFAW.
My kids were trying to reset the Monday scale by dumping one of the cat boxes and eating some litter. Thankfully, I suppose, It could have been worse. It was the box the cat seems to hate so he doesn't use it.
I was still completely wigged out.
Smiley Grace at least cheered me up.
Cowboy Bebop lighter for Daisy...
That's so cool! I'd have to fight Mr. Jane for it all the time.