I don't think I know who Lydgate is, but I'm chucking Heathcliff. Is there something stronger than chuck? Shove away in disgust? Defenestrate? Have arrested for being fucking nuts?
Dana is me.
I kissed him, and I told him that I loved him. And I killed him.
Buffy ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Natter 56: ...we need the writers.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Susan W. - Jan 09, 2008 8:38:20 am PST #1834 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
tommyrot - Jan 09, 2008 8:38:21 am PST #1835 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Really, scuzzy cheater rent-a-screw dirtbags, stay with your own kind.
The whole article is really short, but it's annoying that it focuses on "wife working at whorehouse without husband knowing" and not "husband caught going to whorehouse."
lisah - Jan 09, 2008 8:39:39 am PST #1836 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
I don't think I know who Lydgate is, but I'm chucking Heathcliff. Is there something stronger than chuck? Shove away in disgust? Defenestrate? Have arrested for being fucking nuts?
I'm with Dana.
Miracleman - Jan 09, 2008 8:40:04 am PST #1837 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
The whole article is really short, but it's annoying that it focuses on "wife working at whorehouse without husband knowing" and not "husband caught going to whorehouse."
"What are you doing here?"
"What are YOU doing here?"
...
"So...your lawyer or mine?"
Also: I think an evil part of me would end up saying "So, wife...how much for a hummer?"
tommyrot - Jan 09, 2008 8:42:29 am PST #1838 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Also: I think an evil part of me would end up saying "So, wife...how much for a hummer?"
Think of all the money they could save if they had sex at home and cut out the middlemadame....
Nutty - Jan 09, 2008 8:43:04 am PST #1839 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
The whole article is really short, but it's annoying that it focuses on "wife working at whorehouse without husband knowing" and not "husband caught going to whorehouse."
Well, honey, I wouldn't need a second job if you weren't spending all the household income on your "hobby." Yes, I'm faking it at home too.
I don't think I know who Lydgate is
Lydgate is from Middlemarch, and he's a young artiste with a poor sense of discretion, but luckily he's not a psycho. Of the three, he's by far the most marryable; and the only question is which of the other two I can chuck furthest.
brenda m - Jan 09, 2008 8:43:53 am PST #1840 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Think of all the money they could save if they had sex at home and cut out the middlemadame....
That's fine for him but it doesn't do her much good.
tommyrot - Jan 09, 2008 8:44:33 am PST #1841 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Pa. man gets probation for mailing bloody cow’s head to wife’s lover
NORRISTOWN, Pa. - A western Pennsylvania man who mailed a bloody cow's head to his wife's lover has been sentenced to probation and community service.
Jason Michael Fife "understands that in a civilized society a person cannot send a severed cow's head to anybody," said his defense lawyer, Henry Hilles.
"My client did step over the line here, but one can certainly understand his frustration, given that the victim was carrying on an affair with my client's wife," Hilles said.
Authorities in Lower Pottsgrove arrested Fife and charged him with stalking, terroristic threats, disorderly conduct and harassment after he allegedly sent threatening messages and pictures to the victim between May and September 2006.
§ ita § - Jan 09, 2008 8:45:53 am PST #1842 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Hmm. Mailing gross things is illegal. Noted.
Lee - Jan 09, 2008 8:46:09 am PST #1843 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
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