'Shindig'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
what are you teaching next?
I'm teaching the entire Fagles translation, so I won't be teaching anything else for a good long while. I'll be teaching Atwood's The Penelopiad as a modern counterpoint once I finish The Odyssey.
F-C-M: the Knight, the Nun's Priest, the Wife of Bath (to mix things up gender-wise).Oh dear.
Criminals is stupid....
NEW YORK - Two men wheeled a dead man through the streets in an office chair to a check-cashing store Tuesday and tried to cash his Social Security check before being arrested on fraud charges, police said.
David J. Dalaia and James O'Hare pushed Virgilio Cintron's body from the Manhattan apartment that O'Hare and Cintron shared to Pay-O-Matic, about a block away, spokesman Paul Browne said witnesses told police.
"The witnesses saw the two pushing the chair with Cintron flopping from side to side and the two individuals propping him up and keeping him from flopping from side to side," Browne said.
The men left Cintron's body outside the store, went inside and tried to cash his $355 check, Browne said. The store's clerk, who knew Cintron, asked the men where he was, and O'Hare told the clerk they would go and get him, Browne said.
A police detective who was having lunch at a restaurant next to the check-cashing store noticed a crowd forming around Cintron's body, and "it's immediately apparent to him that Cintron is dead," Browne said.
The detective called uniformed New York Police Department officers at a nearby precinct. Emergency medical technicians arrived as O'Hare and Dalaia were preparing to wheel Cintron's body into the check-cashing store, Browne said. Police arrested Dalaia and O'Hare there, he said.
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Heathcliff, Rochester, Lydgate
I don't think I know who Lydgate is, but I'm chucking Heathcliff. Is there something stronger than chuck? Shove away in disgust? Defenestrate? Have arrested for being fucking nuts?
If you like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain...
Awww.... they're divorcing. They must not know the song.
Really, scuzzy cheater rent-a-screw dirtbags, stay with your own kind.
I don't think I know who Lydgate is, but I'm chucking Heathcliff. Is there something stronger than chuck? Shove away in disgust? Defenestrate? Have arrested for being fucking nuts?
Dana is me.
Really, scuzzy cheater rent-a-screw dirtbags, stay with your own kind.
The whole article is really short, but it's annoying that it focuses on "wife working at whorehouse without husband knowing" and not "husband caught going to whorehouse."
I don't think I know who Lydgate is, but I'm chucking Heathcliff. Is there something stronger than chuck? Shove away in disgust? Defenestrate? Have arrested for being fucking nuts?
I'm with Dana.
The whole article is really short, but it's annoying that it focuses on "wife working at whorehouse without husband knowing" and not "husband caught going to whorehouse."
"What are you doing here?"
"What are YOU doing here?"
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"So...your lawyer or mine?"
Also: I think an evil part of me would end up saying "So, wife...how much for a hummer?"
Also: I think an evil part of me would end up saying "So, wife...how much for a hummer?"
Think of all the money they could save if they had sex at home and cut out the middlemadame....
The whole article is really short, but it's annoying that it focuses on "wife working at whorehouse without husband knowing" and not "husband caught going to whorehouse."
Well, honey, I wouldn't need a second job if you weren't spending all the household income on your "hobby." Yes, I'm faking it at home too.
I don't think I know who Lydgate is
Lydgate is from Middlemarch, and he's a young artiste with a poor sense of discretion, but luckily he's not a psycho. Of the three, he's by far the most marryable; and the only question is which of the other two I can chuck furthest.