This is not funny. This... this is a morality tale about the evils of sake.

Simon ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 56: ...we need the writers.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


msbelle - Jan 07, 2008 6:24:17 am PST #1293 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

am full of gronk this morning, but the boss is back from vacation, so my first day with him - being late or externally gronky not really an option, so I got coffeed and have been pretty steadily doing work for over 3 hours (including having to set up a meeting with 15 min notice and not knowing teh system!)! therefore need a break.

still, a much better day than many others are having, so I will take it.


tommyrot - Jan 07, 2008 6:24:55 am PST #1294 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You know when I'm going to do absolutely nothing about these very serious problems? In the middle of a test.

Heh. I mean, poor kid.

I've had two cups of tea but my brain still isn't awake yet. And I've already solved one problem for a client (although I could have solved it in half the time if my brain was awake).


Kathy A - Jan 07, 2008 6:30:10 am PST #1295 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

The co-worker who had parked their car next to mine is apparently having a Monday, as well--he/she left her lights on. I called it in to the security desk with the hang-tag number so the guard can let the person know. Then, I found out that the payroll system is also having a Monday, since there was a changeover in servers over the weekend that obliterated our payroll submissions from last week. No big deal, we just had to resubmit this morning, but I'm sure they weren't happy to discover the screw-up.

The good thing about the changeover is that, apparently, they changed their mind on the status of last Monday (NYE), and decided to give it to us as a holiday. So, everyone will be getting an extra day off this year to make up for either working that day or taking it as PTO.


tommyrot - Jan 07, 2008 6:38:32 am PST #1296 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Then, I found out that the payroll system is also having a Monday, since there was a changeover in servers over the weekend that obliterated our payroll submissions from last week.

That made me panic for a second, as Monday is payroll day for our big client (we wrote their payroll system) and my boss who usually deals with it is out of town. Then I remembered that he's actually at the client's offices today, so I guess I don't need to worry about it after all....


Theodosia - Jan 07, 2008 6:48:32 am PST #1297 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

My brain is taking a Monday. Unfortunately, the rest of me has to be in class(es). Maybe if I take my brain out and attach electrodes, I could jumpstart it?


tommyrot - Jan 07, 2008 6:56:02 am PST #1298 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A bunch of pretty, artsy light bulbs (made to look like hot-air balloons): [link]

For Jilli - light bulb with skull filament: [link]

Cool lamps: [link] They have "The Titanic lamp"

due to the way it's shaped, appears to be sinking into any surface you put it on

The site is Flash, so I can't link directly to it....


Steph L. - Jan 07, 2008 6:59:15 am PST #1299 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

but you take your kicks where you can get them.

Above the waistline, sunshine.


Cashmere - Jan 07, 2008 7:14:06 am PST #1300 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

It's pissing down rain here. Ugh. We're so not leaving the house today.


Daisy Jane - Jan 07, 2008 7:23:29 am PST #1301 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I have 2 coworkers out. It's the Monday after a Saturday class that wasn't on site (this means much fielding calls and making calls to schedule appointments). I'm having particularly needy phone calls all morning. I need to learn everything I can about trends in oil and gas for my interview which I stupidly scheduled for 9 am on the day after LSU plays in the BCS championship which I'm watching at the bar.

I need a smoke.


tommyrot - Jan 07, 2008 7:37:56 am PST #1302 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Cool picture of the rings of Jupiter: [link]