You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


vw bug - Mar 04, 2008 6:29:00 pm PST #8646 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

JZ and Matilda went to church wearing matching gingham dresses last Sunday. People were slain with the cutefulness. JZ had worried that matched dressing would be Too Much but apparently nobody does it anymore (at least around the Bay Area) so it was merely extra cute.

Oh, please tell me there are pictures of this somewhere! Sounds priceless.

And I know it's shocking I don't have the makings of a Dorothy costume. It really is a shame.


DavidS - Mar 04, 2008 6:30:37 pm PST #8647 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Oh, please tell me there are pictures of this somewhere! Sounds priceless.

Her dad took pictures so I expect we'll get them eventually.

And I know it's shocking I don't have the makings of a Dorothy costume. It really is a shame.

You know when you name your dog Toto you have certain responsibilities to fulfill. #1: have Dorothy costume at hand.

Do you at least have a basket and clip-on braids?


vw bug - Mar 04, 2008 6:32:45 pm PST #8648 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

You know when you name your dog Toto you have certain responsibilities to fulfill. #1: have Dorothy costume at hand.

I think you're forgetting that I didn't actually name Toto. He was named by his first owner, and I didn't have the heart to change it. I did give him his middle name, though--George.

Do you at least have a basket and clip-on braids?

No. I suck.

ETA: And I can't wait to see those picture!


Volans - Mar 04, 2008 6:40:13 pm PST #8649 of 10001
move out and draw fire

With the inheiritance of a dog named Toto comes great responsibility.

The next phase of Gygax jokes will have to do with Resurrection spells, and Hasbro's alteration of D&D into Diablo.


Sean K - Mar 04, 2008 6:45:00 pm PST #8650 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

The next phase of Gygax jokes will have to do with Resurrection spells, and Hasbro's alteration of D&D into Diablo.

One of my gaming friends and I made the "4th Edition killed him!" joke.


vw bug - Mar 04, 2008 6:46:37 pm PST #8651 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

With the inheiritance of a dog named Toto comes great responsibility.

Oh, dear. I knew I was letting him down somehow. This I guarantee. By Halloween this year, I will have a Dorothy costume.

Speaking of the little Toto man, he's been in bed, asleep for three hours. Yet, his mom is wide awake. This is no good.


Laga - Mar 04, 2008 6:47:11 pm PST #8652 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

If only he'd invented action points he could have used one to re-roll that save

edited: Gary Gygax, not Toto


Volans - Mar 04, 2008 6:55:17 pm PST #8653 of 10001
move out and draw fire

Yeah, but if his luck's anything like mine, he would've failed it again.

t /pay-to-suck rant

I am drawing a blank on a costume, vw. Of course, I'm supposed to be coming up with a costume for myself for a Rock Band party and am also drawing a blank.

I'll probably go as Amy Winehouse, but I'm guessing that won't work for your needs.


WindSparrow - Mar 04, 2008 7:03:44 pm PST #8654 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I had an unsettling day at work. Can't really talk about it, but it's pretty much front and center on my mind.

Punctuation and ~ma to them that need 'em.


DavidS - Mar 04, 2008 7:04:46 pm PST #8655 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'll probably go as Amy Winehouse, but I'm guessing that won't work for your needs.

Doll, you just got your hair cut. You're going to need a fall. Though I have no doubts about your teasing and backcombing technique.