The next phase of Gygax jokes will have to do with Resurrection spells, and Hasbro's alteration of D&D into Diablo.
One of my gaming friends and I made the "4th Edition killed him!" joke.
Angel: You know, I killed my actual dad. It was one of the first things I did when I became a vampire. Wesley: I hardly see how that's the same situation. Angel: Yeah. I didn't really think that one through.
'Lineage'
Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Sean K - Mar 04, 2008 6:45:00 pm PST #8650 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
vw bug - Mar 04, 2008 6:46:37 pm PST #8651 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
With the inheiritance of a dog named Toto comes great responsibility.
Oh, dear. I knew I was letting him down somehow. This I guarantee. By Halloween this year, I will have a Dorothy costume.
Speaking of the little Toto man, he's been in bed, asleep for three hours. Yet, his mom is wide awake. This is no good.
Laga - Mar 04, 2008 6:47:11 pm PST #8652 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
If only he'd invented action points he could have used one to re-roll that save
edited: Gary Gygax, not Toto
Volans - Mar 04, 2008 6:55:17 pm PST #8653 of 10001
move out and draw fire
Yeah, but if his luck's anything like mine, he would've failed it again.
t /pay-to-suck rant
I am drawing a blank on a costume, vw. Of course, I'm supposed to be coming up with a costume for myself for a Rock Band party and am also drawing a blank.
I'll probably go as Amy Winehouse, but I'm guessing that won't work for your needs.
WindSparrow - Mar 04, 2008 7:03:44 pm PST #8654 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
I had an unsettling day at work. Can't really talk about it, but it's pretty much front and center on my mind.
Punctuation and ~ma to them that need 'em.
DavidS - Mar 04, 2008 7:04:46 pm PST #8655 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I'll probably go as Amy Winehouse, but I'm guessing that won't work for your needs.
Doll, you just got your hair cut. You're going to need a fall. Though I have no doubts about your teasing and backcombing technique.
Laga - Mar 04, 2008 7:06:15 pm PST #8656 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
work~ma WindSparrow
Maria - Mar 04, 2008 7:12:49 pm PST #8657 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
Lots of ~ma to your aunt, Trudy.
Cancer sucks.
Oh hell yes. It's my new mantra right now.
Gloomcookie, I'm so glad Jo seems to be hanging in there. May she be back to her old self soon.
Omnis, I'm glad you've had some good news. We needed some around here.
Tomorrow shall be a day of REALLY GREAT THINGS!
From your lips to the deities' ears, Empress.
Congratulations on the small rent increase, Susan. It's nice to be able to put down roots you don't have to yank out after a year.
Are you feeling any better, Raq?
Though I have no doubts about your teasing and backcombing technique.
Aquanet and a rat-tail comb, baby.
Cashmere - Mar 04, 2008 7:17:45 pm PST #8658 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
{{Andi}}
Missed Cindy's birthday drive-by. Damn.
My day was CRAZY.
- Liv got tested by a speech therapist this morning. (She's most likely going to qualify for services due to her lack of vocab and phrases.)
- Dropped Owen off at school, talked to his (new to him) teacher who returned from maternity leave.
- Took Liv to the library for an hour to play, then went for French fries.
- Picked up Owen.
- Came home for snack, realized that the obscenely expensive remote control had frozen up. All attempts to fix it resulted in bupkis.
- Blood pressure rising, packed kids into van and took them to the gym.
- Enjoyed yoga class. Shavasana was the only thing that kept blood from being spilt.
- Picked up burgers for dinner on the way home.
- Returned POS remote to Best Buy for half-assed refund (store credit, fuckers). Managed to keep my Zen.
- Argued with my twin sister on the phone over my choice of tax preparation services.
- Took hot bath.
Cashmere - Mar 04, 2008 7:20:28 pm PST #8659 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Also booked flight for SiL to come visit us over her Spring Break and ordered two copies of WtVPPLtL so I can give them away as gifts.
The bonus of this craxy day was that when one of the guys in the day care at the gym asked Owen if he was his BFF, Owen replied with, "MOMMY'S MY BFF!"