It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


hippocampus - Mar 04, 2008 3:58:55 am PST #8497 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

Today, is going to be a good day. I hereby deem it so! YAY GOOD DAY!!

good day today good day today

Good things will happen for my family today! Good things for my friends! YAY GOOD THINGS!

this.

You think the gods have a message board? Like "www.deitistas.org"?

bwah!


WindSparrow - Mar 04, 2008 4:05:19 am PST #8498 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Good things will happen for my family today! Good things for my friends! YAY GOOD THINGS!

Well, I kind of have a stupid staff meeting this morning at 9am, so I've got to be up and about much earlier than usual on a work day. But it is good because it means they are not having the stupid staff meeting on my day off.

And the cats let me sleep until 7:40.


Emily - Mar 04, 2008 4:06:45 am PST #8499 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

(I get to set the calculator policy this time. I've got no problem with calculators.)

I'm getting more and more worried about calculators. I'm trying to help a kid with his algebra, and he's doing 6 minus 3 on his calculator. The kid's a senior in high school, and fairly bright.


DCJensen - Mar 04, 2008 4:07:31 am PST #8500 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Yeah, and yet scammers would still set up shop on dietistas.org, etc to catch the typos.


Nora Deirdre - Mar 04, 2008 4:09:26 am PST #8501 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Common cold to bronchitis to pneumonia to ICU with ventilator to staph infection to dead in 14 days.

JEBUS, dcp. How scary! I'm sorry.


Tom Scola - Mar 04, 2008 4:19:29 am PST #8502 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

"www.deitistas.org"

I wonder if Betsy and Knut and Dr. Satan have all ascended, and that's where they're posting now.


DCJensen - Mar 04, 2008 4:20:35 am PST #8503 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Dr. Satan tried to post, but he was cast out for flaming.


Ginger - Mar 04, 2008 4:34:08 am PST #8504 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

You think the gods have a message board? Like "www.deitistas.org"?

Yeah, but they just keep clicking "read new" and never get around to accomplishing anything.


Fay - Mar 04, 2008 4:43:52 am PST #8505 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

God, I miss Betsy.


Trudy Booth - Mar 04, 2008 4:44:53 am PST #8506 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Yeah, but they just keep clicking "read new" and never get around to accomplishing anything.

That explains a LOT.