Mal: You tell me right now, little Kaylee, you really think you can do this? Kaylee: Sure. Yeah. I think so. 'Sides, if I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me.

'Bushwhacked'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


hippocampus - Jan 04, 2008 10:09:27 am PST #841 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

I think I found the culprit...

:: looks around... ::


Susan W. - Jan 04, 2008 10:11:54 am PST #842 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

To: AV manager at my hospital
From: Me

Just because I don't know something you do does not mean I am an idiot. Kindly refrain from getting testy and talking down to me. I already feel stupid enough having to ask for support on a videoconference when I know nothing about such things just because I'm the one person in my department whom everyone else asks to communicate with people like you. I really, really hope I have the opportunity to make you feel stupid one of these days so you'll know how it feels.


Miracleman - Jan 04, 2008 10:21:53 am PST #843 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

1505 Hours:

Thus far, infiltration going well, but the facade is difficult to maintain. SupervisorBot suspects a security breach, I think. "She" keeps stalking the environs, occasionally pausing in an adjacent cell...I may have tripped an alarm, but my camouflage is holding up.

The SupervisorBot is, tricky, justifying its altered patrol pattern by feigning a "problem" with the document digital imager...

Oh, crap! OwnerBot!


Aims - Jan 04, 2008 10:30:45 am PST #844 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Guess who gets to go file a police report against one of our tenants for passing us a stolen money order this weekend?


Miracleman - Jan 04, 2008 10:31:02 am PST #845 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Phone: *ahem*

Me: "Goddamn you, Alexander Graham Bell! GODDAMN YOU!! BBBEEEEELLLLLLL!!!!"

Fuckcake O' the Day II: "I'm trying to reach (Person) but I don't understand your phone menu. Extension 118, please."

Me: "I'll see if (Person) is available."

Phone: *She's, uh...she's not. Per usual.*

Me: "(Person) is not at her desk. Would you like to leave her a voicemail?"

FCOtDII: "Well, I'm returning her call."

Me: ...

FCOtDII: "Yes, I will leave her a voicemail."

You know? As if FCOtDII returning Person's call alters reality! "Good Lord! I just felt a disturbance in the timestream! Up is Down! Black is White! Biff runs Hill Valley! And (Person) has been at her desk waiting to receive your call the entire time! Madness!"


EpicTangent - Jan 04, 2008 10:32:29 am PST #846 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Thank you, -t and MM. I needed that. Both Pooh Case and a laugh.

Grrr to AV, Susan. Now I'm picturing him as that skinny, pimply, bad clothes-wearing AV Club geek from (fictional) High School, setting up film strips and muttering to himself, "Someday I'll make you all pay..."


tommyrot - Jan 04, 2008 10:33:16 am PST #847 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Guess who gets to go file a police report against one of our tenants for passing us a stolen money order this weekend?

Yikes.

How did you discover it was stolen? Or did the bank discover that? If so, I suppose the victim reported it stolen?

Steeling a money order just doesn't seem like a viable crime....


vw bug - Jan 04, 2008 10:33:44 am PST #848 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I'm not here.

Hi! Bye!


EpicTangent - Jan 04, 2008 10:34:14 am PST #849 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Guess who gets to go file a police report against one of our tenants for passing us a stolen money order this weekend?

Ooohh, me please! And you could cover for P's slacker ass instead?!?!


Laura - Jan 04, 2008 10:51:08 am PST #850 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Who was that flip flop wearing stranger?