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Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

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tommyrot - Jan 04, 2008 10:33:16 am PST #847 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Guess who gets to go file a police report against one of our tenants for passing us a stolen money order this weekend?

Yikes.

How did you discover it was stolen? Or did the bank discover that? If so, I suppose the victim reported it stolen?

Steeling a money order just doesn't seem like a viable crime....


vw bug - Jan 04, 2008 10:33:44 am PST #848 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I'm not here.

Hi! Bye!


EpicTangent - Jan 04, 2008 10:34:14 am PST #849 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Guess who gets to go file a police report against one of our tenants for passing us a stolen money order this weekend?

Ooohh, me please! And you could cover for P's slacker ass instead?!?!


Laura - Jan 04, 2008 10:51:08 am PST #850 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Who was that flip flop wearing stranger?


Miracleman - Jan 04, 2008 10:54:17 am PST #851 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

I don't know why it bugs me, but I hate when customers ask "How ya doin'?" and wait for an answer.

Maybe it's because I know they don't really give a shit and they're now wasting my time with stupid "pleasantries".

But the last call was kind of priceless:

FCOtDIII: "Hey, how you doin'?"

Me: "I'm fine. How are you?"

FCOtDIII: "I'm just frickin' great."

Me: ...


DCJensen - Jan 04, 2008 10:54:45 am PST #852 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

My stories aren't as funny as MM's, but I do get some weird calls.

last night I got someone who was desperate to get out reports, but the printer didn't work. I realized halfway through the conversation that this was the same store, but not the same manager, that called us for a replacement printer earlier in the day. The fax/scanner part was saing it was jammed. Printer worked ok at that time.

I asked her if this was the same printer.

her: "Yes," she said, "but it should print. "

me: "Did you unplug the power and plug it in and try it again?"

Her: "Of course! It just sits there and says there's a jam. I did everything."

Me: "Could you try unplugging it and plugging it in again?" Sudden inspiration strikes, "From the wall?"

Her, frustrated: "Oh, all right."

Me: "What does it show now?"

Her: "It's printing! It's printing!"

ETA: I have had many people says they have unplugged the power, and all they did was take the USB cable out from the back of the printer.


vw bug - Jan 04, 2008 10:57:02 am PST #853 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Who was that flip flop wearing stranger?

I don't know. I almost don't recognize her, what with the flip flops and good color from being in the sun all day.


megan walker - Jan 04, 2008 11:00:20 am PST #854 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I don't know why it bugs me, but I hate when customers ask "How ya doin'?" and wait for an answer.

My housemate systematically adds that to every greeting. Drives me nuts. I stopped answering months ago. And yet...


lisah - Jan 04, 2008 11:02:36 am PST #855 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

I don't know why it bugs me, but I hate when customers ask "How ya doin'?" and wait for an answer.

hah! It's possible that customer service is not your ideal career?


Miracleman - Jan 04, 2008 11:05:32 am PST #856 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

hah! It's possible that customer service is not your ideal career?

...

Ya think?