Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.

Zoe ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


amych - Feb 25, 2008 11:44:30 am PST #7635 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

cute?

Totally. But then, I'm a huge sucker for prosimians.


Dana - Feb 25, 2008 11:45:11 am PST #7636 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

t bumps tags with amych


omnis_audis - Feb 25, 2008 1:12:04 pm PST #7637 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Calm and peace~ma for Suzi and family.

Putting out Job~ma for MM, but, as it's 15:00 here in CA, it might be too late. How'd it go? :: crosses fingers ::

This morning I got the perfect example of how I work with idiots. So the education dept is doing "Jungle Book". A show the kids put on to show their parents how much they have learned in acting class. So they forward me this request:

For preshow music, we're thinking about "Eye of the Tiger" and "Welcome to the Jungle"
Um, Welcome To The Jungle? For kids? For Jungle Book? The story about overcoming challenge and growing up, you want a song about the city beating you down and whoring and drugging and all that? And you want this to start the show off? For kids. Um. oookaay.

ION. Girl Scout Cookies arrived today! Yes, I succumbed and purchased $20 worth of cookies. It was my bosses daughter. I had to. Political reasons. I swear.


omnis_audis - Feb 25, 2008 1:13:24 pm PST #7638 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

oh, and my possible date for Wednesday has been postponned. I didn't send her the note yet. It seems her work schedule is slammed this week, and she feared being overly tired on the date. So now I can procrastinate sending the note. I'm good at that.


Vortex - Feb 25, 2008 1:16:55 pm PST #7639 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Okay, I just called this woman, and her message is "you have taken the time to call the number, please take the time to leave a message. Remember, a positive attitude often yields a positive result. Ciao"

I already hate her, and hope that she doesn't call back.


JZ - Feb 25, 2008 1:19:50 pm PST #7640 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

"you have taken the time to call the number, please take the time to leave a message. Remember, a positive attitude often yields a positive result. Ciao"

I just threw up in my mouth a little.


Jen - Feb 25, 2008 1:20:29 pm PST #7641 of 10001
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you

She's clearly evil and must be destroyed!


omnis_audis - Feb 25, 2008 1:23:03 pm PST #7642 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I disagree. I tend to lean that she has an evil job, and was internalizing all the bad karma people were spewing towards her. So she's taking charge and trying to stay positive. Granted, she did it in a pukey kind of way. but. Can you blame her?

I am curious what she does.


Ginger - Feb 25, 2008 1:24:56 pm PST #7643 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Remember, a positive attitude often yields a positive result.

Urging a positive attitude on me yields a negative result, sometimes with extra added profanity.


Gadget_Girl - Feb 25, 2008 1:30:46 pm PST #7644 of 10001
Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".

Timelies to all! Work has had me so busy I didn't know which end was up. I hope to be back more often for a bit before the craziness sucks me back in.

Much ~ma to all in need.

Heading to Chattanooga next week for SETC...is anyone else going to be there? I'm ridiculously happy to be getting out of this awful town for a few days. Hoping to do a little networking while there. Maybe I'll find a new job. Draconian Dictator Principal is still stomping around like the pompous jerk he is.

it is a miracle I know my own name.

ND...I've known you long enough to say: it's that normal for you?

KT...I want to see pictures of you during Spirit Week! Our dress up days are so pitiful at this school. I think I'll pass along "School Stereo-type day"...maybe Draconian Dictator will allow that to go through. He rules that school with an iron fist...it's hideous.