Okay, I just called this woman, and her message is "you have taken the time to call the number, please take the time to leave a message. Remember, a positive attitude often yields a positive result. Ciao"

I already hate her, and hope that she doesn't call back.

"you have taken the time to call the number, please take the time to leave a message. Remember, a positive attitude often yields a positive result. Ciao"

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

She's clearly evil and must be destroyed!

I disagree. I tend to lean that she has an evil job, and was internalizing all the bad karma people were spewing towards her. So she's taking charge and trying to stay positive. Granted, she did it in a pukey kind of way. but. Can you blame her?

I am curious what she does.

Remember, a positive attitude often yields a positive result.

Urging a positive attitude on me yields a negative result, sometimes with extra added profanity.

Timelies to all! Work has had me so busy I didn't know which end was up. I hope to be back more often for a bit before the craziness sucks me back in.

Much ~ma to all in need.

Heading to Chattanooga next week for SETC...is anyone else going to be there? I'm ridiculously happy to be getting out of this awful town for a few days. Hoping to do a little networking while there. Maybe I'll find a new job. Draconian Dictator Principal is still stomping around like the pompous jerk he is.

it is a miracle I know my own name.

ND...I've known you long enough to say: it's that normal for you?

KT...I want to see pictures of you during Spirit Week! Our dress up days are so pitiful at this school. I think I'll pass along "School Stereo-type day"...maybe Draconian Dictator will allow that to go through. He rules that school with an iron fist...it's hideous.

I've considered changing my outgoing message to "if you're not going to leave a message, please hang up now" because when people wait until the beep to hang up it leaves a very loud dial tone on the machine which wakes me up if I have managed to sleep through the phone ringing.

Job~ma for Joe! And so much family~ma and general~ma for Suzi. Love you, girl!

Okay, I just called this woman, and her message is "you have taken the time to call the number, please take the time to leave a message. Remember, a positive attitude often yields a positive result. Ciao"

I already hate her, and hope that she doesn't call back.

Oh, goodness. Sometimes I think my, "And have a great day!" is a little much.

So, cuteness from kids today: one of my preschoolers asked me, "Miss Val, how do you spell elemenohpee?" It killed me.

"Miss Val, how do you spell elemenohpee?"

Priceless!

waves at Bitches.

Sick, stayed home from work, but had a good night last night. Witnessed M dancing on the bar. Hilarity most definitely ensued.