Why did the dog just eat a seed catalogue?
I'd rather stay home and watch television. It's often funnier than killing stuff.
Anya ,'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Ginger - Jan 03, 2008 9:22:15 am PST #652 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
brenda m - Jan 03, 2008 9:22:34 am PST #653 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Roughage?
SuziQ - Jan 03, 2008 9:26:02 am PST #654 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Totally unspecific and still completely potential but I'm having a job related squeeee right now. AIFG. Or I hope it will be great.
Some work related~ma over the next 24 hours would no go amiss. I promise.
Daisy Jane - Jan 03, 2008 9:32:13 am PST #655 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Good luck Suzi!
Not really a squee, but big boss brought her little boy in today. All morning long he's been poking his head in and saying, "Hi Miss DJ!" So freaking cute! And calming after all the irritating phone calls.
Aims - Jan 03, 2008 9:43:25 am PST #656 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Reconnecting with high school friends some 15 years later is truly an amazing thing. At least, in my recent experience.
I just got off the phone with the girl who introduced me to Depeche Mode our senior year. She made a Star Trek joke, I followed up with another one, she talked about loving TNG, I talked about loving Voyager. She talked about never seeing Enterprise, I told her how Joe watched the first episode and immediately stopped watching after hearing the theme song. She says something about the worst theme song belonging to the best show ever and in my head I'm thinking, "She's gonna say Firefly. She's gonna say Firefly." and what does she say?
Firefly.
It's cracking me up how most of the people I was closest to in high school but lost contact with are the ones I'd more than likely be friends with now.
Fred Pete - Jan 03, 2008 9:43:34 am PST #657 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
MM, is there any way you can give contact info for Payroll, so FC can at least be an FC to Payroll instead of to you?
Miracleman - Jan 03, 2008 9:45:19 am PST #658 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
MM, is there any way you can give contact info for Payroll, so FC can at least be an FC to Payroll instead of to you?
That is generally Not Done. As a CS Wonk I am the First Line of Defense, avowed to keep the jerkoffs and wackos out of the hair of people who do "actual work".
Connie Neil - Jan 03, 2008 9:46:17 am PST #659 of 10001
brillig
I feel MM's pain. I get
Customer: Hi.
Me: Hello, customer
Customer: I have a problem with your program.
Pause while I wait for explanation and he waits for my telepathy to reveal his problem to me.
Customer: Are you there?
Me: not saying "I'm here, I'm not sure about you" nor saying simply "Yes." No, I have to be professional and say, "What problem are you having, customer?"
Customers, please! Don't be the person who the tech people are telling their office neighbors about! For your own sense of self-worth, stop giving us ammunition!
Daisy Jane - Jan 03, 2008 9:52:58 am PST #660 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Pause while I wait for explanation and he waits for my telepathy to reveal his problem to me.
What is it with the telepathy thing? I do not know who you are or why you called or who you are calling. Stop. It.
Nora Deirdre - Jan 03, 2008 9:53:31 am PST #661 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Ugh, it's so cold and dry outside that I sprung a spontaneous nosebleed while on the bus going to therapy.
I balanced that out with going to the Indian buffet place afterward. NOM!