Reconnecting with high school friends some 15 years later is truly an amazing thing. At least, in my recent experience.

I just got off the phone with the girl who introduced me to Depeche Mode our senior year. She made a Star Trek joke, I followed up with another one, she talked about loving TNG, I talked about loving Voyager. She talked about never seeing Enterprise, I told her how Joe watched the first episode and immediately stopped watching after hearing the theme song. She says something about the worst theme song belonging to the best show ever and in my head I'm thinking, "She's gonna say Firefly. She's gonna say Firefly." and what does she say?

Firefly.

It's cracking me up how most of the people I was closest to in high school but lost contact with are the ones I'd more than likely be friends with now.

MM, is there any way you can give contact info for Payroll, so FC can at least be an FC to Payroll instead of to you?

MM, is there any way you can give contact info for Payroll, so FC can at least be an FC to Payroll instead of to you?

That is generally Not Done. As a CS Wonk I am the First Line of Defense, avowed to keep the jerkoffs and wackos out of the hair of people who do "actual work".

I feel MM's pain. I get

Customer: Hi.
Me: Hello, customer
Customer: I have a problem with your program.

Pause while I wait for explanation and he waits for my telepathy to reveal his problem to me.

Customer: Are you there?
Me: not saying "I'm here, I'm not sure about you" nor saying simply "Yes." No, I have to be professional and say, "What problem are you having, customer?"

Customers, please! Don't be the person who the tech people are telling their office neighbors about! For your own sense of self-worth, stop giving us ammunition!

Pause while I wait for explanation and he waits for my telepathy to reveal his problem to me.

What is it with the telepathy thing? I do not know who you are or why you called or who you are calling. Stop. It.

Ugh, it's so cold and dry outside that I sprung a spontaneous nosebleed while on the bus going to therapy.

I balanced that out with going to the Indian buffet place afterward. NOM!

Also, faves from web customer svc:

The website is broken. Let me know when you've fixed the problem.

- er, our website has thousands of possible pages. could you be more specific?

There's a typo on the calendar page.

- and (1) see above. (2) turns out You Made The Typo when you entered the event. And you can log in and fix it. Yourself.

I got an error message. Just wanted to let you know.

- hey, Thanks! Next time, sending the error message would be helpful too.

I got an error message. Just wanted to let you know.

- hey, Thanks! Next time, sending the error message would be helpful too.

Seriously, is a screen print so hard? Or writing down the error message?

Do you guys have the show How to Look Good Naked yet? I heart it.

Or writing down the error message?

they're getting better at this - I've taught several copy>paste. It's more that there are 1 1/2 of us running about 30 modules for 200 in-house clients and then the rest of the community. Plus ecom and n registration points at various times. We don't get a lot of errors, and we have our own set of alerts. But, especially when they have the information right in front of them, headlined with "please send this information to [this email address]" (if they're in-house), stopping to track down what and where is a pain. Our telepathy being broken and all.