Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Polter-Cow - Feb 05, 2008 9:39:40 am PST #5426 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

One of the mom’s from the hallway yelled in, “No, actually we don’t. Go help your teacher.”

Hee.


Emily - Feb 05, 2008 9:39:57 am PST #5427 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Emily, I hate ants. I’m sorry. Ick. I hope they go away soon.

It made me think of the food of Toto's that attracted ants so quickly. I was really grateful that they didn't seem interested in climbing the side of Bastet's bowl, just eating whatever got to the floor.

One of the mom’s from the hallway yelled in, “No, actually we don’t. Go help your teacher.”

Reminds me of Carol Channing telling my young self, "Your mommy hates housework, your daddy hates housework, I hate housework, and when you grow up, you will too!"


Aims - Feb 05, 2008 9:40:27 am PST #5428 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

vw - do you know the Clean-Up song?


hippocampus - Feb 05, 2008 9:44:24 am PST #5429 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

the tattoo talk reminded me that I need to find something to make with Jason Gaylor's tasty tattoo brushes. loves them I do. [link]


Pix - Feb 05, 2008 9:44:41 am PST #5430 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Oh Raq, what a crappy day! I'm so sorry. I hope it gets much better soon.

vw, I love that story so very much.

Emily made me snorfle. Then again, I taught my ninth-grade girls about phallic and yonic symbolism today (amid much giggling and blushing), so I'm not really one to talk about awkward classroom moments.

I had more to say but have forgotten what it was. To be continued.


vw bug - Feb 05, 2008 9:48:19 am PST #5431 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

It made me think of the food of Toto's that attracted ants so quickly.

Yes. And it made me so crazy. I haven't had that problem here. (Though, I probably just jinxed myself.)

Reminds me of Carol Channing telling my young self, "Your mommy hates housework, your daddy hates housework, I hate housework, and when you grow up, you will too!"

Oh, yes!

vw - do you know the Clean-Up song?

Well, not the same one the kids do. I'm sure I'll learn it, though. One of the girls was really trying to teach it to me last night (actually, she's the twin of the little boy that was refusing to help).


Jessica - Feb 05, 2008 9:48:27 am PST #5432 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Pictures later

No, pictures NOW! Want see brunette Teppy!

And Vortex is me on the massage front. If I have to be constantly directing the masseuse, the purpose of getting the massage in the first place has been defeated.


Steph L. - Feb 05, 2008 9:51:15 am PST #5433 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Thanks, Steph. Does sound like your surgery was different from what she's looking at, but you've phrased everything so well, I'm still going to forward you pretty much verbatim to her. I tend not to be a worrier, but she is. REALLY is. It might help if someone not me also reassures her a bit.

You're very welcome. And hey, it's *surgery,* which deserves some worrying. At least from your mom, since it's her own parts which will be sliced and diced.

Pictures later

No, pictures NOW! Want see brunette Teppy!

The problem, Id Girl, is my lack of camera at work. But everyone here has made approving noises, so I'd say it's a good color.


vw bug - Feb 05, 2008 9:51:50 am PST #5434 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

So, um, I need someone to talk me out of making fabric postcard Valentines for the kids. I really love these: [link]


Jessica - Feb 05, 2008 9:52:15 am PST #5435 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The problem, Id Girl, is my lack of camera at work.

Whatev. You need a new cell phone.