I wanna die in bed surrounded by fat grandchildren, but guess that's off the menu.

Jenny ,'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - Feb 05, 2008 9:48:27 am PST #5432 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Pictures later

No, pictures NOW! Want see brunette Teppy!

And Vortex is me on the massage front. If I have to be constantly directing the masseuse, the purpose of getting the massage in the first place has been defeated.


Steph L. - Feb 05, 2008 9:51:15 am PST #5433 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Thanks, Steph. Does sound like your surgery was different from what she's looking at, but you've phrased everything so well, I'm still going to forward you pretty much verbatim to her. I tend not to be a worrier, but she is. REALLY is. It might help if someone not me also reassures her a bit.

You're very welcome. And hey, it's *surgery,* which deserves some worrying. At least from your mom, since it's her own parts which will be sliced and diced.

Pictures later

No, pictures NOW! Want see brunette Teppy!

The problem, Id Girl, is my lack of camera at work. But everyone here has made approving noises, so I'd say it's a good color.


vw bug - Feb 05, 2008 9:51:50 am PST #5434 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

So, um, I need someone to talk me out of making fabric postcard Valentines for the kids. I really love these: [link]


Jessica - Feb 05, 2008 9:52:15 am PST #5435 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The problem, Id Girl, is my lack of camera at work.

Whatev. You need a new cell phone.


Steph L. - Feb 05, 2008 9:53:17 am PST #5436 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

The problem, Id Girl, is my lack of camera at work.

Whatev. You need a new cell phone.

Man, truer words were never spoken.


hippocampus - Feb 05, 2008 9:55:34 am PST #5437 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

So, um, I need someone to talk me out of making fabric postcard Valentines for the kids.

to hell with the kids, vw. I wants one!!!

(also, if you still have a buffista cookbook - I'd be happy to take you up on that. profile addy good?)


vw bug - Feb 05, 2008 9:57:30 am PST #5438 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

to hell with the kids, vw. I wants one!!!

Hmmm...will think on it. Maybe it will be my Saturday sewing day plan. I could do something really simple...HA!

also, if you still have a buffista cookbook - I'd be happy to take you up on that. profile addy good?

Yes. Perfect.


Miracleman - Feb 05, 2008 9:57:55 am PST #5439 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Whatev. You need a new cell phone.

I got one! I got a new cell phone! It's all black and slim and shiny and has a camera and a color display!

And it doesn't weigh fifteen pounds and isn't molded out of greyish plastic that's probably recycled tractor tires from Collective Farm #362 (Yakutsk)!


vw bug - Feb 05, 2008 9:58:20 am PST #5440 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Only somewhat relatedly...

This set of instructions for making a fabric postcard CRACKS me up: [link]


EpicTangent - Feb 05, 2008 9:59:16 am PST #5441 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

And hey, it's *surgery,* which deserves some worrying. At least from your mom, since it's her own parts which will be sliced and diced.

No arguments from me. I just think I'm not comforting, since I always assume things will turn out ok, me saying things will be ok means nothing. You saying things will be ok will hopefully carry more weight.

So, um, I need someone to talk me out of making fabric postcard Valentines for the kids.

Those are very cute, vw, but perhaps not something you want to make 30 of...esp when you've got work and school and other projects, and when you consider that though their Moms will probably think they're awesome, little kids probably appreciate characters they recognize more than beautiful handcrafted goods. Maybe do a couple for close friends or your folks rather than 30?