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'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


hippocampus - Jan 28, 2008 7:08:59 am PST #4291 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

If it's at all possible, she has to be touching a human at all times.

hah. Tuck does this if we're having a "discussion". She'll try to sit touching both of us. Unless she feels that one of us is completely in the right; then the argument goes to whoever has the dog. Which is as it should be, and why I keep treats in my pocket.

eta: semicolons are good.


Laura - Jan 28, 2008 7:22:57 am PST #4292 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

ita was in my dream last night. I think her role basically amounted to being proud of me for watching soft porn.

From an ita link? Also, well done P-C!


beekaytee - Jan 28, 2008 7:24:36 am PST #4293 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

I use the Bboy's separation anxiety to my full advantage. He never wanders far. It can, sometimes, be a bit much though. If I'm on the couch, and give him permission, he will jump up and drape himself across my shoulders. 37 lbs of spotty love. It can get heavy.

The only time he will tolerate anything on himself is is we are out in the cold and he is sitting down, or waiting for a light. I'll stand over him in my long black coat with his head sticking out. It's very penguinesque of us and leads to many smiles from passersby. I'd LOVE it if he would let me drape warm things over him...but alas.

Tuck does this if we're having a "discussion".
Sweet diplodog!


Volans - Jan 28, 2008 7:25:16 am PST #4294 of 10001
move out and draw fire

Reason 463 why Legion is more like a dog than a cat. He does the same "must be touching you at all times" thing, and is anxious to resolve fights.

Plus, if he thinks a pack mate is upset or in pain, he comes to their aid. Like last night when Mal and I were roughousing, and Mal shrieked - Legion was right there with the Worried Face.


Polter-Cow - Jan 28, 2008 7:25:39 am PST #4295 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

From an ita link?

Oh, no, just on my own. I think I was one some sort of website that showed, like, how many movies by various actors I liked, and ita recognized some names.


beekaytee - Jan 28, 2008 7:28:05 am PST #4296 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Bartleby gets all anxious when I cry at movies. Makes me cry even more!


flea - Jan 28, 2008 7:29:06 am PST #4297 of 10001
information libertarian

Sox, I contacted my Egyptian-based friend and gave her your Facebook name and gmail addy. So you may hear from her (or of course, not).


§ ita § - Jan 28, 2008 7:30:27 am PST #4298 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Is there an implication here that you do not partake of the soft porn, PC? Tsk, tsk. You'll never scandalise your mother properly this way.


tommyrot - Jan 28, 2008 7:32:26 am PST #4299 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Is there an implication here that you do not partake of the soft porn, PC? Tsk, tsk. You'll never scandalise your mother properly this way.

If he mentions this to his mother, he should be sure to point out it was softcore porn featuring Caucasian devil women.


§ ita § - Jan 28, 2008 7:49:52 am PST #4300 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hey, where do negresses stand on her list of evil, PC?