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Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...

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tommyrot - Jan 28, 2008 7:32:26 am PST #4299 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Is there an implication here that you do not partake of the soft porn, PC? Tsk, tsk. You'll never scandalise your mother properly this way.

If he mentions this to his mother, he should be sure to point out it was softcore porn featuring Caucasian devil women.

§ ita § - Jan 28, 2008 7:49:52 am PST #4300 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hey, where do negresses stand on her list of evil, PC?

Polter-Cow - Jan 28, 2008 7:50:51 am PST #4301 of 10001

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Definitely not allowed!

JZ - Jan 28, 2008 7:53:21 am PST #4302 of 10001

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

If he mentions this to his mother, he should be sure to point out it was softcore porn featuring Caucasian devil women.

Ha! Whereas my mind went right to P-C proudly informing his mother that his soft porn consumption, while considerable, is entirely Gujarati in origin, so isn't she proud of him, huh, Mom? Totally regional-appropriate porn full of totally PC-marriage-eligible women having sex for money on camera! Isn't that awesome, Mom?

Mom? Mom? Hello?

tommyrot - Jan 28, 2008 7:53:28 am PST #4303 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Definitely not allowed!

But better or worse than Caucasian devil women?

Polter-Cow - Jan 28, 2008 7:57:06 am PST #4304 of 10001

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I don't know? Probably worse.

tommyrot - Jan 28, 2008 7:58:00 am PST #4305 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It'd probably be wrong for you to ask her strictly for our amusement, huh?

vw bug - Jan 28, 2008 7:58:42 am PST #4306 of 10001

Mostly lurking...

Anybody have thoughts on this? [link]

NoiseDesign - Jan 28, 2008 8:00:52 am PST #4307 of 10001

Our wings are not tired

My flight arrived in Dallas early. Clearly the world is going to end.

amych - Jan 28, 2008 8:01:23 am PST #4308 of 10001

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

#1, I think. Both are OMGGORGEOUS, but I agree with the muted/grownup/professional thing you point out, and fewer points in the pattern is not to be underestimated.

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