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Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Volans - Jan 28, 2008 7:25:16 am PST #4294 of 10001
move out and draw fire

Reason 463 why Legion is more like a dog than a cat. He does the same "must be touching you at all times" thing, and is anxious to resolve fights.

Plus, if he thinks a pack mate is upset or in pain, he comes to their aid. Like last night when Mal and I were roughousing, and Mal shrieked - Legion was right there with the Worried Face.


Polter-Cow - Jan 28, 2008 7:25:39 am PST #4295 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

From an ita link?

Oh, no, just on my own. I think I was one some sort of website that showed, like, how many movies by various actors I liked, and ita recognized some names.


beekaytee - Jan 28, 2008 7:28:05 am PST #4296 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Bartleby gets all anxious when I cry at movies. Makes me cry even more!


flea - Jan 28, 2008 7:29:06 am PST #4297 of 10001
information libertarian

Sox, I contacted my Egyptian-based friend and gave her your Facebook name and gmail addy. So you may hear from her (or of course, not).


§ ita § - Jan 28, 2008 7:30:27 am PST #4298 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Is there an implication here that you do not partake of the soft porn, PC? Tsk, tsk. You'll never scandalise your mother properly this way.


tommyrot - Jan 28, 2008 7:32:26 am PST #4299 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Is there an implication here that you do not partake of the soft porn, PC? Tsk, tsk. You'll never scandalise your mother properly this way.

If he mentions this to his mother, he should be sure to point out it was softcore porn featuring Caucasian devil women.


§ ita § - Jan 28, 2008 7:49:52 am PST #4300 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hey, where do negresses stand on her list of evil, PC?


Polter-Cow - Jan 28, 2008 7:50:51 am PST #4301 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Definitely not allowed!


JZ - Jan 28, 2008 7:53:21 am PST #4302 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

If he mentions this to his mother, he should be sure to point out it was softcore porn featuring Caucasian devil women.

Ha! Whereas my mind went right to P-C proudly informing his mother that his soft porn consumption, while considerable, is entirely Gujarati in origin, so isn't she proud of him, huh, Mom? Totally regional-appropriate porn full of totally PC-marriage-eligible women having sex for money on camera! Isn't that awesome, Mom?

Mom? Mom? Hello?


tommyrot - Jan 28, 2008 7:53:28 am PST #4303 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Definitely not allowed!

But better or worse than Caucasian devil women?