Fay, in case you don't have your email up and running, insent.
...burning baby fish swimming all round your head.
Drusilla ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Anne W. - Jan 28, 2008 2:09:39 am PST #4239 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
Jars - Jan 28, 2008 3:37:47 am PST #4240 of 10001
Here's a tidbit from the conversation at dinner with my parents and some family friends this weekend -
Random chatter about the food
Mum leans over and pokes my belly
Mum "That's disgusting Karen, will you ever lose some weight?"
everyone looks at Mum agog
Me "Mum, do you want to shut up now?"
Mum "I'm just saying I've never seen you that fat before. It's disgusting."
Me continues to be agog
DH "Seriously, (Jars' mum), you should probably shut up now"
Everyone returns to eating their dinner, eyes down, presumably to avoid looking at me eviscerating my mother
So anyway, what the hell is wrong with people? And by 'people' I mean my mother.
Aims - Jan 28, 2008 3:40:00 am PST #4241 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
open mouth staring across the pond
I'm sorry - my brain shut off at the horror. You were saying that your mom caressed your face and told you how beautiful you are, right?
Jars - Jan 28, 2008 3:45:13 am PST #4242 of 10001
You were saying that your mom caressed your face and told you how beautiful you are, right?
Yes, yes that sounds far more lovely. Give me a few hours and I'll have myself convinced of that.
Ginger - Jan 28, 2008 3:52:17 am PST #4243 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
So why is your mother still alive, Jars? At least the rage and astonishment caused by that story woke me up.
Amy - Jan 28, 2008 4:02:22 am PST #4244 of 10001
Because books.
Jars, I'm glaring in your mother's general direction.
Aims - Jan 28, 2008 4:03:00 am PST #4245 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Jilli - a little something I found on eBay: [link]
It just seemed neat to me and thought I'd pass it on to you.
Volans - Jan 28, 2008 4:05:47 am PST #4246 of 10001
move out and draw fire
Nothing like a supportive parent.
Her favorite song is "Quake Master" by MC Steven Hawking.
LOVE! And feel no qualms about loving it. Also F*ck the Creationists, and All My Shootings Be Drive-By.
Jars - Jan 28, 2008 4:08:49 am PST #4247 of 10001
Nothing like a supportive parent.
I know, right?
Also, I love MC Steven Hawking. Love.
d - Jan 28, 2008 4:10:28 am PST #4248 of 10001
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.
Belated Happy Birthday, Laga. You share it with my dad. He's getting a belated happy wish too, since I was in class all day yesterday.