Anya, the Shopkeepers of America called. They wanted me to tell you that 'please go' just got replaced with 'have a nice day.'

Xander ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Jan 27, 2008 10:19:33 pm PST #4236 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

well Dad didn't say anything but Mom loved it!
Wow, that is so unlike your Dad too.
Mom said, "I know I shouldn't like this but I really do."
Spooky, I had similar sentiment on that song. It really does rock.

So is it me, or in Angel season 5, does every episode involve someeone getting thrown through Angels office window??? You'd think they'd construct a solid wall or something. I will say, there is some rather good fight choreography in this series!


omnis_audis - Jan 27, 2008 10:56:22 pm PST #4237 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

OK, "Smile Time" has to be my fav episode so far. I was dying over here.


Fay - Jan 28, 2008 1:33:30 am PST #4238 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Omnis, you have seen Season 5 before, right?

Because watching Smile Time, and then watching A Hole In The World (the subsequent episode)...

...well, that is some Damn Fine Television, right there. But I'll say no more.


Anne W. - Jan 28, 2008 2:09:39 am PST #4239 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Fay, in case you don't have your email up and running, insent.


Jars - Jan 28, 2008 3:37:47 am PST #4240 of 10001

Here's a tidbit from the conversation at dinner with my parents and some family friends this weekend -

Random chatter about the food

Mum leans over and pokes my belly

Mum "That's disgusting Karen, will you ever lose some weight?"

everyone looks at Mum agog

Me "Mum, do you want to shut up now?"

Mum "I'm just saying I've never seen you that fat before. It's disgusting."

Me continues to be agog

DH "Seriously, (Jars' mum), you should probably shut up now"

Everyone returns to eating their dinner, eyes down, presumably to avoid looking at me eviscerating my mother

So anyway, what the hell is wrong with people? And by 'people' I mean my mother.


Aims - Jan 28, 2008 3:40:00 am PST #4241 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

open mouth staring across the pond

I'm sorry - my brain shut off at the horror. You were saying that your mom caressed your face and told you how beautiful you are, right?


Jars - Jan 28, 2008 3:45:13 am PST #4242 of 10001

You were saying that your mom caressed your face and told you how beautiful you are, right?

Yes, yes that sounds far more lovely. Give me a few hours and I'll have myself convinced of that.


Ginger - Jan 28, 2008 3:52:17 am PST #4243 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

So why is your mother still alive, Jars? At least the rage and astonishment caused by that story woke me up.


Amy - Jan 28, 2008 4:02:22 am PST #4244 of 10001
Because books.

Jars, I'm glaring in your mother's general direction.


Aims - Jan 28, 2008 4:03:00 am PST #4245 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Jilli - a little something I found on eBay: [link]

It just seemed neat to me and thought I'd pass it on to you.