My nephew's baby mamma named their daughter Neveah. She needs the help, though because her mother's a stripper and her dad is a pill-popping, petty criminal.

I have a friend who's terrifying stripper-in-law was heard to say "Pedophilia... that would be a pretty name. What does it mean?"

WHOAH

link not worksave there, laga. warn a girl

Dude, Laga! Wanna label that link NSFW?

I just find it interesting that I could have been completely lying to her.

This a skill you really need hone.

Has sharing a board with ita not taught you people to mouseover links before you click? I mean, really!

ita labels!

I just find it interesting that I could have been completely lying to her.

What everyone else has said.

P-C. let's hope your cousins keep at it, like maybe the next one should elope with a biker, then one might father a illegitimate child with an ex-con. When you find someone, your mom will say,

"Well, at least he married a woman."

But still. I'm as big a Napoleonic-era history geek as you're likely to find, but I can faithfully promise y'all that if DH and I ever have a son, we're not calling him Wellington Napoleon W.

Arthur Thomas Horatio W.?

These are really neat. (And completely work-safe.)

I'm sure David Bowie is a big fan of Scooby Doo.