Gunn: You saying popping mama threw you a beating? Lorne: Kid Vicious did the heavy lifting. Cordy just mwah-ha-ha'd at us.

'Underneath'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


-t - Jan 22, 2008 8:12:50 am PST #3421 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

No one will think twice about what you are wearing, askye.

I am sumi wrt lemons and tea. And green tea. Though I have on a couple of occasions had green-and-mint tea with cream in it b/c my DH fixed it for me (he is a babe in the woods when it comes to green tea) and it was quite tasty. Like green tea ice cream.


hippocampus - Jan 22, 2008 8:14:37 am PST #3422 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

no chance to come close to tommyrot, but this is too much more fun that What I Have To Do.

Dear Boss,

I != your staffperson.
You.find_someone_else(to_write_yourkid/'/s_collegeessays)

Ciao,
me

eta: pesky breaks.


hippocampus - Jan 22, 2008 9:10:48 am PST #3423 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

can I COMM the (other) resignation letters or will it get all too close to the surface for comfort? What if I do it extra-anonymously as 'bitches resign from everything'?


Daisy Jane - Jan 22, 2008 9:15:17 am PST #3424 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Actually, I like my bosses so I couldn't write one of those to them. The clients however?

Dear Clients,

YOU are the reason they can't have nice things.

NL,
DJ


beth b - Jan 22, 2008 9:17:31 am PST #3425 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I like my tea and coffee in a variety of ways. It pays to be flexible.

I have a number of pairs of pants that need things like buttons. I fixed one pair today, but in the process I bit the eyes off two needles. I had no idea that was possible.


Aims - Jan 22, 2008 9:22:12 am PST #3426 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I'm getting my hair cut tonight! Woot!


Frankenbuddha - Jan 22, 2008 9:22:56 am PST #3427 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

How about:

Dear Boss,

Effective [DATE] I shall be ending my employment with this company. I want to thank you for the opportunities to work on communicating in difficult circumstances and taking on work that was beyond my initial purview. Your management style has certainly been a learning experience for me.

The past two years have, I felt, been a journey for me. I hope that the next people to take that journey fare as well or better than I under your guidance.

Sincerely,

Vortex

That sounds reasonable and professional. Who are you and what have you done with Miracleman?


Miracleman - Jan 22, 2008 9:23:29 am PST #3428 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Dear Clients,

Oh, letters to clients. If only I could...

Dear Fucktard,

Due to your increasing levels of obstinate stupidity coupled with a general decrease in my tolerance for your shit, you are hereby notified to watch your fucking back. I have your address and SSN and all sorts of info at my itchy-trigger-fingertips and you have made the grievous mistake of line-dancing on my last remaining nerve.

From this date forward you should note that your life is, at any moment, forfeit. Please exercise due caution, rapidly ramping up to hysterical paranoia that ends with you boarding yourself in your basement and drinking your own urine until you die.

If you wish to protest this treatment, tough titty. Perhaps you should have more carefully considered your words and attitude before you picked up the phone.

Sincerely,

MM
Your Nemesis and Worst Fucking Nightmare


Glamcookie - Jan 22, 2008 9:39:44 am PST #3429 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

We are being very pro-active in getting our house in order post-remodel. There is a crew coming to do a deep cleaning on Friday morning, the area rugs and couch are being steam cleaned Friday afternoon, and we're dropping off the futon at Goodwill on Thursday. Yesterday we bought a new (better) futon set for office to be delivered next week. Yay!


lisah - Jan 22, 2008 9:42:36 am PST #3430 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

area rugs and couch are being steam cleaned Friday afternoon,

I seriously need to do this. And I have a gift card from my birthday for Merry Maids. But I feel like I should have an event planned at my house before I take advantage of it. God forbid it just be clean for me.