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Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Or, the one I suggested to my friend steve:
Dear Boss:
5000
No love,
Me
Y'all are making me want to resign from something with these excellent letters. I'd have to join something first, so that probably won't happen.
I have converted my DH to cream in tea from milk in tea. Which is funny, because I historically put nothing in my tea. Or coffee.
I don't drink tea often, but when I do, I like lemon. If I put in cream,every time I take a sip, I'm just disappointed that it's not coffee.
I like green tea w/o additions but black tea with milk and sugar. I rarely have extra lemons around to put lemon in hot tea but when I have iced tea (usually not at home) I often add lemon.
I haven't left for lunch yet, there was a meeting and the intern isn't in today so there's no one to watch the phones and stuff.
So hungry. Also have to deliver the application. At this point I'm not sure about changing my top, this morning it didn't seem like a big deal but now that I'm hungry enough to gnaw my own arm off I just want to get lunch and drop the application off.
No one will think twice about what you are wearing, askye.
I am sumi wrt lemons and tea. And green tea. Though I have on a couple of occasions had green-and-mint tea with cream in it b/c my DH fixed it for me (he is a babe in the woods when it comes to green tea) and it was quite tasty. Like green tea ice cream.
no chance to come close to tommyrot, but this is too much more fun that What I Have To Do.
Dear Boss,
I != your staffperson.
You.find_someone_else(to_write_yourkid/'/s_collegeessays)
Ciao,
me
eta: pesky breaks.
can I COMM the (other) resignation letters or will it get all too close to the surface for comfort? What if I do it extra-anonymously as 'bitches resign from everything'?
Actually, I like my bosses so I couldn't write one of those to them. The clients however?
Dear Clients,
YOU are the reason they can't have nice things.
NL,
DJ