Dear Boss,
You are a pompous ass who never gets anything done and you have been the bane of my existence for two years. I regret taking this job and will pray for whoever will suffer under your esteemed "leadership" next.
No love,
Me.
How about:
Dear Boss,
Effective [DATE] I shall be ending my employment with this company. I want to thank you for the opportunities to work on communicating in difficult circumstances and taking on work that was beyond my initial purview. Your management style has certainly been a learning experience for me.
The past two years have, I felt, been a journey for me. I hope that the next people to take that journey fare as well or better than I under your guidance.
Sincerely,
Vortex
Dear Boss,
When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one employee to dissolve the employment bonds which have connected her with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and of nature's God entitle her, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that she should declare the causes which impel her to the separation.
Or, the one I suggested to my friend steve:
Dear Boss:
5000
No love,
Me
Y'all are making me want to resign from something with these excellent letters. I'd have to join something first, so that probably won't happen.
I have converted my DH to cream in tea from milk in tea. Which is funny, because I historically put nothing in my tea. Or coffee.
I don't drink tea often, but when I do, I like lemon. If I put in cream,every time I take a sip, I'm just disappointed that it's not coffee.
I like green tea w/o additions but black tea with milk and sugar. I rarely have extra lemons around to put lemon in hot tea but when I have iced tea (usually not at home) I often add lemon.
I haven't left for lunch yet, there was a meeting and the intern isn't in today so there's no one to watch the phones and stuff.
So hungry. Also have to deliver the application. At this point I'm not sure about changing my top, this morning it didn't seem like a big deal but now that I'm hungry enough to gnaw my own arm off I just want to get lunch and drop the application off.
No one will think twice about what you are wearing, askye.
I am sumi wrt lemons and tea. And green tea. Though I have on a couple of occasions had green-and-mint tea with cream in it b/c my DH fixed it for me (he is a babe in the woods when it comes to green tea) and it was quite tasty. Like green tea ice cream.
no chance to come close to tommyrot, but this is too much more fun that What I Have To Do.
Dear Boss,
I != your staffperson.
You.find_someone_else(to_write_yourkid/'/s_collegeessays)
Ciao,
me
eta: pesky breaks.
