There are such things on the Web -- I think I saw them when I was looking for reference letter examples.
These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me.
Jayne ,'The Train Job'
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Emily - Jan 22, 2008 6:20:46 am PST #3407 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Daisy Jane - Jan 22, 2008 6:34:31 am PST #3408 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Perfect! Thanks y'all! At this point I just want to plug stuff in a form letter.
Emily - Jan 22, 2008 6:36:25 am PST #3409 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Huh. I just filled in a Pugh chart for the first time, and it's quite revealing. For instance, I've apparently decided that both a potato cannon and rocket-propelled chainsaw would be more fun to build than anything else which has been proposed.
Of course, they lose out on the whole legal and safe categories, but... maybe I won't show the kids my chart.
Daisy Jane - Jan 22, 2008 6:39:36 am PST #3410 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
My step-dad had a potato cannon forever. It developed a crack and he had to throw it away, but man that thing was fun. Some one gave him a marshmellow blow dart gun, but it's really not the same, you know?
Vortex - Jan 22, 2008 6:49:14 am PST #3411 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I am being ridiculoulsly optimistic and bookmarking that site. I'm trying to figure out how to write a good resignation letter when what I really want to say is:
Dear Boss,
You are a pompous ass who never gets anything done and you have been the bane of my existence for two years. I regret taking this job and will pray for whoever will suffer under your esteemed "leadership" next.
No love,
Me.
Lee - Jan 22, 2008 6:56:56 am PST #3412 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Myself, I'm struggling not to go with,
Dear boss,
I quit. I would say more, but I know you never actually read anything I send you, so I am not going to bother.
Thanks,
Me
Miracleman - Jan 22, 2008 7:06:22 am PST #3413 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Dear Boss,
You are a pompous ass who never gets anything done and you have been the bane of my existence for two years. I regret taking this job and will pray for whoever will suffer under your esteemed "leadership" next.
No love,
Me.
How about:
Dear Boss,
Effective [DATE] I shall be ending my employment with this company. I want to thank you for the opportunities to work on communicating in difficult circumstances and taking on work that was beyond my initial purview. Your management style has certainly been a learning experience for me.
The past two years have, I felt, been a journey for me. I hope that the next people to take that journey fare as well or better than I under your guidance.
Sincerely,
Vortex
tommyrot - Jan 22, 2008 7:14:41 am PST #3414 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Dear Boss,
When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one employee to dissolve the employment bonds which have connected her with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and of nature's God entitle her, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that she should declare the causes which impel her to the separation.
brenda m - Jan 22, 2008 7:29:02 am PST #3415 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Tommyrot FTW!
Vortex - Jan 22, 2008 7:31:50 am PST #3416 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Or, the one I suggested to my friend steve:
Dear Boss:
5000
No love,
Me