Yeah. I'm thinking something a little more...professional?
Dear Employer,
I'm leaving.
Ms. DJ
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Pix - Jan 22, 2008 6:19:08 am PST #3404 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
Dana - Jan 22, 2008 6:20:09 am PST #3405 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Yeah. I'm thinking something a little more...professional?
I still think as short as possible.
"I am resigning, effective DATE. I've appreciated the opportunity to work with you, blah blah blah."
Sparky1 - Jan 22, 2008 6:20:19 am PST #3406 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
Here are some examples, DJ: [link]
Emily - Jan 22, 2008 6:20:46 am PST #3407 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
There are such things on the Web -- I think I saw them when I was looking for reference letter examples.
Daisy Jane - Jan 22, 2008 6:34:31 am PST #3408 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Perfect! Thanks y'all! At this point I just want to plug stuff in a form letter.
Emily - Jan 22, 2008 6:36:25 am PST #3409 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Huh. I just filled in a Pugh chart for the first time, and it's quite revealing. For instance, I've apparently decided that both a potato cannon and rocket-propelled chainsaw would be more fun to build than anything else which has been proposed.
Of course, they lose out on the whole legal and safe categories, but... maybe I won't show the kids my chart.
Daisy Jane - Jan 22, 2008 6:39:36 am PST #3410 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
My step-dad had a potato cannon forever. It developed a crack and he had to throw it away, but man that thing was fun. Some one gave him a marshmellow blow dart gun, but it's really not the same, you know?
Vortex - Jan 22, 2008 6:49:14 am PST #3411 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I am being ridiculoulsly optimistic and bookmarking that site. I'm trying to figure out how to write a good resignation letter when what I really want to say is:
Dear Boss,
You are a pompous ass who never gets anything done and you have been the bane of my existence for two years. I regret taking this job and will pray for whoever will suffer under your esteemed "leadership" next.
No love,
Me.
Lee - Jan 22, 2008 6:56:56 am PST #3412 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Myself, I'm struggling not to go with,
Dear boss,
I quit. I would say more, but I know you never actually read anything I send you, so I am not going to bother.
Thanks,
Me
Miracleman - Jan 22, 2008 7:06:22 am PST #3413 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Dear Boss,
You are a pompous ass who never gets anything done and you have been the bane of my existence for two years. I regret taking this job and will pray for whoever will suffer under your esteemed "leadership" next.
No love,
Me.
How about:
Dear Boss,
Effective [DATE] I shall be ending my employment with this company. I want to thank you for the opportunities to work on communicating in difficult circumstances and taking on work that was beyond my initial purview. Your management style has certainly been a learning experience for me.
The past two years have, I felt, been a journey for me. I hope that the next people to take that journey fare as well or better than I under your guidance.
Sincerely,
Vortex