It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pix - Jan 22, 2008 6:14:26 am PST #3401 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Blech. All dairy is evil in tea. But necessary in coffee. Yes, I am a freak.


Miracleman - Jan 22, 2008 6:15:48 am PST #3402 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Also, does anyone have a sample resignation letter?

Dear Boss,

I'm out.

DJ

...

Or perhaps you were looking for something a bit more formal.


Daisy Jane - Jan 22, 2008 6:16:39 am PST #3403 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Yeah. I'm thinking something a little more...professional?


Pix - Jan 22, 2008 6:19:08 am PST #3404 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Yeah. I'm thinking something a little more...professional?

Dear Employer,

I'm leaving.

Ms. DJ


Dana - Jan 22, 2008 6:20:09 am PST #3405 of 10001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Yeah. I'm thinking something a little more...professional?

I still think as short as possible.

"I am resigning, effective DATE. I've appreciated the opportunity to work with you, blah blah blah."


Sparky1 - Jan 22, 2008 6:20:19 am PST #3406 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Here are some examples, DJ: [link]


Emily - Jan 22, 2008 6:20:46 am PST #3407 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

There are such things on the Web -- I think I saw them when I was looking for reference letter examples.


Daisy Jane - Jan 22, 2008 6:34:31 am PST #3408 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Perfect! Thanks y'all! At this point I just want to plug stuff in a form letter.


Emily - Jan 22, 2008 6:36:25 am PST #3409 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Huh. I just filled in a Pugh chart for the first time, and it's quite revealing. For instance, I've apparently decided that both a potato cannon and rocket-propelled chainsaw would be more fun to build than anything else which has been proposed.

Of course, they lose out on the whole legal and safe categories, but... maybe I won't show the kids my chart.


Daisy Jane - Jan 22, 2008 6:39:36 am PST #3410 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

My step-dad had a potato cannon forever. It developed a crack and he had to throw it away, but man that thing was fun. Some one gave him a marshmellow blow dart gun, but it's really not the same, you know?