Those are so cute!

Is there a version of Blank loves Carrots except when you can't stop talking about a negative thing. Like this application hates whatever.

Now I see I need 3 professional references, that aren't relatives or employers, okay. I can come up with one, I should have figured out about references before but I wasn't thinking about it (and frankly I've never applied for a job where it was an issue). PRofessional means someone you've known in a professional setting only and I can't put down someone who is more a family friend right?

3 professional references, that aren't relatives or employers

Er, not employers? WTF? Like, not "call the HR department" or not "this was my boss there" or?

I'd try to list some coworkers, askye...(edit: but only if you forewarn them and they agree)

professional should be someone you have worked for/with. but volunteer stuff works ( usually it means employers)

Would it look bad if I just put co workers from the same place? My ex supervisor said I could use her before she moved, but I don't have her contact info anymore.

PRofessional means someone you've known in a professional setting only and I can't put down someone who is more a family friend right?

References could be a professor. My favorites are professionals that I might not have worked with, but are friends that bullshit really well.

Also, having read a zillion resumes, you don't read them too closely. Just at the next opportunity give a revised version.

I've never applied for a job where it was an issue). PRofessional means someone you've known in a professional setting only and I can't put down someone who is more a family friend right?

No, it's fine if you know them in more than one context.

ooh freaky. I just came back to the office to find that the two little vending-maching 50 cent puppies that usually sit on the edge of the hard drive appear to have been blown or pushed onto their sides and a few inches back. I must have just brushed them with my sleeve and not noticed but this is the office where the light sometimes comes back on after you turn it off so you never know.

I use as a reference my very close friend who I worked with for a few months back in 1989 or 1990.

My favorites are professionals that I might not have worked with, but are friends that bullshit really well.

Yep yep yep. I have some of these. Others could be coworkers, classmates, professors.

for breakfast I had a lara bar and some tea. I forgot to bring a lunch but I have granola and snap peas to snack on throughout the day. My coworker just asked if I wanted anything from the grocery store. I said, "no thanks!" while my brain screamed, "Bacon! Cheese! Pie!"

It's been a long time since I tried to change my eating habits. I had forgotten how insistent cravings can be when you say, "maybe never" instead of, "maybe later." Nutter butters have been haunting me for days, popping up in the corners of my vision, sometimes I can almost taste them.

The other thing I forgot is how incredibly salty prepackaged food starts to taste when you cut down on your salt intake. What is with us americans and salt?