I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne, and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more.

Fuffy ,'Storyteller'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


d - Dec 31, 2007 6:25:20 am PST #251 of 10001
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.

It's funny how a little thing like not seeing the payment for your credit card bill, even though you know you paid it and yet somehow it must not have gone through because look now there are finance charges and late fees but I know I logged in to pay it so wtf happened, can totally ruin your day.


Miracleman - Dec 31, 2007 6:28:27 am PST #252 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Man, I am out of it!

Between the disorientation of the Alarm Clock That Wasn't incident and this incipient sinus/ear fuckityness I got happening, I feel like my eyes aren't tracking right and my head is stuffed with stupid.


sj - Dec 31, 2007 6:29:19 am PST #253 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{JZ}}} I have so much sympathy for you on the tantrums. I was in the back seat of the car with my nephew once where he was throwing such a fit about not getting a toy he wanted that he ended up throwing up all over me. I hope the Matilda tantrums go away quickly.

{{{Aimee}}} I'm sorry you're having a bad morning. Better day ~ma.

I think I'm getting a cold. I didn't get much sleep last night, and I'm stuffed up and headachy this morning.


Gris - Dec 31, 2007 6:29:43 am PST #254 of 10001
Hey. New board.

To make everybody's day better, here is William Shatner singing (interpreting?) "Rocket Man"


Miracleman - Dec 31, 2007 6:34:39 am PST #255 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

William Shatner singing (interpreting?) "Rocket Man"

Awww...honey, it's our song!!


Aims - Dec 31, 2007 6:38:14 am PST #256 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I know!!!

t warm fuzzies


Vortex - Dec 31, 2007 6:38:44 am PST #257 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

My sympathies to Aimee. Too bad the fix for a screaming toddler is not the same as the fix for a screaming back.

Not drugs for both?


Jessica - Dec 31, 2007 6:38:57 am PST #258 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I have $85 in Amazon credit to spend. Do I buy:

(1) Superfancy cloth diapers

(2) Most of a really cute pocket-sized camcorder

(3) Bluetooth headset (model tbd)

(4) Nothing, and let the credits keep building up. (I get $25 every quarter from my office for doing reception coverage.)


Aims - Dec 31, 2007 6:40:47 am PST #259 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Definite NO on the diapers.

If you LOVE the camcorder, then go for it.

Me? I'd spend it on clothes, shoes, and/or jewelry because those are things I don't spend a lot of "real" money on.


Miracleman - Dec 31, 2007 6:41:47 am PST #260 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

My sympathies to Aimee. Too bad the fix for a screaming toddler is not the same as the fix for a screaming back.

Not drugs for both?

Hell, yes! Da Punk has gotten to the point where she quiets right down when I pull out the air-gun and tranq darts.