Tracy: Well-- That call -- That call means you just murdered me. Mal: No, son. You murdered yourself. I just carried the bullet a while.

'The Message'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Vortex - Dec 31, 2007 6:38:44 am PST #257 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

My sympathies to Aimee. Too bad the fix for a screaming toddler is not the same as the fix for a screaming back.

Not drugs for both?


Jessica - Dec 31, 2007 6:38:57 am PST #258 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I have $85 in Amazon credit to spend. Do I buy:

(1) Superfancy cloth diapers

(2) Most of a really cute pocket-sized camcorder

(3) Bluetooth headset (model tbd)

(4) Nothing, and let the credits keep building up. (I get $25 every quarter from my office for doing reception coverage.)


Aims - Dec 31, 2007 6:40:47 am PST #259 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Definite NO on the diapers.

If you LOVE the camcorder, then go for it.

Me? I'd spend it on clothes, shoes, and/or jewelry because those are things I don't spend a lot of "real" money on.


Miracleman - Dec 31, 2007 6:41:47 am PST #260 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

My sympathies to Aimee. Too bad the fix for a screaming toddler is not the same as the fix for a screaming back.

Not drugs for both?

Hell, yes! Da Punk has gotten to the point where she quiets right down when I pull out the air-gun and tranq darts.


Jessica - Dec 31, 2007 6:43:33 am PST #261 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Hmm. I don't wear jewelry, and I don't buy clothes or shoes online if I can help it. I want a gadget.


Aims - Dec 31, 2007 6:44:30 am PST #262 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I want a gadget.

New fun kitchen gadget since you enjoy cooking so much?


Vortex - Dec 31, 2007 6:49:11 am PST #263 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Hell, yes! Da Punk has gotten to the point where she quiets right down when I pull out the air-gun and tranq darts.

Well, I meant drugs for aimee, but I guess that works, too.


tommyrot - Dec 31, 2007 6:54:34 am PST #264 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Well, I meant drugs for aimee, but I guess that works, too.

Just as long as aimee saves the last tranq dart for herself....


Steph L. - Dec 31, 2007 7:02:45 am PST #265 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

I passed an SUV whose entire roof was sheared off. And my DH had to drive through blood, literally.

This reads like you spent your morning in a disaster movie. Is it the Killer Frost?

Fortunately, I'm off today (The Boy is not), so I'm finishing breakfast brunch lunch Meal #1, and pondering a trip to Target. I'm enjoying the peace and quiet, though, and might just sit here drinking coffee for another hour or so.


Daisy Jane - Dec 31, 2007 7:07:18 am PST #266 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I wish I was off today, but leaving at 2 doesn't seem too bad. I still feel sickly, but I'm hoping to get in a nice hot bath and a nap before I have to get ready for tonight, and that that will make me feel better.