Ten percent of nothing is -- let me do the math here -- nothing into nothing, carry the --

Jayne ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Miracleman - Dec 31, 2007 6:41:47 am PST #260 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

My sympathies to Aimee. Too bad the fix for a screaming toddler is not the same as the fix for a screaming back.

Not drugs for both?

Hell, yes! Da Punk has gotten to the point where she quiets right down when I pull out the air-gun and tranq darts.


Jessica - Dec 31, 2007 6:43:33 am PST #261 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Hmm. I don't wear jewelry, and I don't buy clothes or shoes online if I can help it. I want a gadget.


Aims - Dec 31, 2007 6:44:30 am PST #262 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I want a gadget.

New fun kitchen gadget since you enjoy cooking so much?


Vortex - Dec 31, 2007 6:49:11 am PST #263 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Hell, yes! Da Punk has gotten to the point where she quiets right down when I pull out the air-gun and tranq darts.

Well, I meant drugs for aimee, but I guess that works, too.


tommyrot - Dec 31, 2007 6:54:34 am PST #264 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Well, I meant drugs for aimee, but I guess that works, too.

Just as long as aimee saves the last tranq dart for herself....


Steph L. - Dec 31, 2007 7:02:45 am PST #265 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

I passed an SUV whose entire roof was sheared off. And my DH had to drive through blood, literally.

This reads like you spent your morning in a disaster movie. Is it the Killer Frost?

Fortunately, I'm off today (The Boy is not), so I'm finishing breakfast brunch lunch Meal #1, and pondering a trip to Target. I'm enjoying the peace and quiet, though, and might just sit here drinking coffee for another hour or so.


Daisy Jane - Dec 31, 2007 7:07:18 am PST #266 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I wish I was off today, but leaving at 2 doesn't seem too bad. I still feel sickly, but I'm hoping to get in a nice hot bath and a nap before I have to get ready for tonight, and that that will make me feel better.


Amy - Dec 31, 2007 7:11:32 am PST #267 of 10001
Because books.

What do you mean *most* of a camcorder, Jess?


Cashmere - Dec 31, 2007 7:25:02 am PST #268 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

What do you mean *most* of a camcorder, Jess?

I think she means her gift certificate would pay for most of the gift, but she'd have to pay the difference.


Amy - Dec 31, 2007 7:25:46 am PST #269 of 10001
Because books.

Oh. Duh.

Maybe I'll get smarter in the new year?