HEY! One is ENOUGH Ms. Meara! No handing dream kidlets in my direction!
I didn't create the troll. I didn't date the troll. In fact I hate the troll. I helped deflate the troll-- All done.
Willow ,'Potential'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
P.M. Marc - Dec 26, 2007 7:06:37 am PST #9209 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Sue - Dec 26, 2007 7:07:01 am PST #9210 of 10001
hip deep in pie
Actually, the turkey is from the Turkey breast she cooked on xmas eve, just in case the 15 lbs turkey she had didn't have enough white meat. There's nothing done here that's not overdone.
Did I mention there was 1 cake, 2 pies, brownies and three types of cookies for xmas day dessert. For 9 people?
CaBil - Dec 26, 2007 7:21:56 am PST #9211 of 10001
Remember, remember/the fifth of November/the Gunpowder Treason and Plot/I see no reason/Why Gunpowder Treason/Should ever be forgot.
Happy Birthday Jesse and Theo!
§ ita § - Dec 26, 2007 7:28:27 am PST #9212 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Happy birthday to Jesse and Theo!
Can I go home yet?
Sue - Dec 26, 2007 7:29:40 am PST #9213 of 10001
hip deep in pie
Are you at work or the ER, ita?
tommyrot - Dec 26, 2007 7:32:16 am PST #9214 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Latest on Britney Spears: [link]
Considering how erratic she's become, what with the running of multiple red lights with her lights off at night, I wonder how she's managed to not get killed in a car accident or overdose....
Just when you think she can’t do it again, she does. Britney Spears kicked off her holiday weekend with a bizarre trip around the greater L.A. area that included profanity-laced tirades, hours of aimless driving, scuffles with paparazzi, a stop at a hotel and several trips to gas station bathrooms.
Her escapades began just after midnight Saturday, Dec. 22, when Spears, driving her Mercedes with the headlights off and the trunk open, made a trip to Rite-Aid. “I have to buy stuff for my babies,” Spears told photographers, reports People. After testing and not buying several deodorant sprays, the mag reports that she bought Lucky Charms cereal, Purex laundry detergent, chocolate chip cookies, and a 32-inch plush horse. (Is this what babies want these days? Just asking.)
The following night, Dec. 23, in the same turquoise top (sans bra) and jeans as the previous day, Britney left her home and drove to a gas station where she used the restroom and witnesses overheard her unleashing a profanity-filled tirade at a friend over her cell phone, according to OK! magazine. Spears visited two more gas-station restrooms during the next hour, and drove aimlessly around L.A. blowing through one red light after another, according to the mag.
§ ita § - Dec 26, 2007 7:37:18 am PST #9215 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Are you at work or the ER, ita?
Work. I've given up on the ER, which is kinda inconvenient, since the head still hurts.
shrift - Dec 26, 2007 7:44:07 am PST #9216 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I'm not going to point fingers, because lord knows that I've participated in my fair share of drunken shenanigans over the years, but seriously, Britney Spears needs some adult supervision, or at least one Sober Friend with the balls to tell her "no" and confiscate her car keys.
tommyrot - Dec 26, 2007 7:46:54 am PST #9217 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Britney Spears needs some adult supervision, or at least one Sober Friend with the balls to tell her "no" and confiscate her car keys.
Yeah. Somehow I think she doesn't have friends like this at the moment.
Can the state declare her a "danger to herself and others" and at least not let her drive anymore?
Allyson - Dec 26, 2007 7:51:35 am PST #9218 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
She needs to be in JAIL, yo. Because if she ever hit me, I'd own her, her kids, and her mom. And I'd make her mom bash her head into concrete 58 times a day and apologize for using her kids as meal tickets.
And where's the dad? He has to flog himself with his own penis, which will be studded with rusty nails.