Coke syrup was originally developed as cold medicine, unless that's an urban legend.
I have a completely run-of-the-mill cold and am feeling shitty and have no voice. ON CHRISTMAS! And no, being Jewish does not make that seem any less unfair.
Everybody dies, Tracey. Someone's carrying a bullet for you right now, doesn't even know it. The trick is to die of old age before it finds you.
Mal ,'The Message'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Dec 24, 2007 3:34:17 am PST #9015 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
msbelle - Dec 24, 2007 4:00:44 am PST #9016 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
We are celebrating today, so MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!
Tom Scola - Dec 24, 2007 4:07:25 am PST #9017 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
How can it be Christmas if I've been at work for two hours? msbelle is crazy.
Nutty - Dec 24, 2007 4:38:47 am PST #9018 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
How do bulimics do this? HOW???? I'd rather gain pounds than throw up. Throwing up scares the bejeesus out of me.
I've thought this through, and if I could be guaranteed that I would never have to throw up again in my life, I would gladly pay a pinky finger. Cut it right off, don't need it, getting back something I value way more.
I mean, I'm not a flautist or anything; I'm sure other people feel strongly about having pinky fingers, but the right not to throw up is something I would gladly pay for.
Jessica - Dec 24, 2007 4:46:02 am PST #9019 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
This may have already been linked in the Procedurals thread, but just in case...
24: The Unaired Pilot from 1994. Hi-LAR-ious.
Allyson - Dec 24, 2007 5:01:20 am PST #9020 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I have to call in sick. No one's gonna believe me, but dude, I don't care.
Allyson - Dec 24, 2007 5:10:09 am PST #9021 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I think I need to go to the hospital.
All my symptoms are food poisoning.
There's nothing left in me to vomit, but my stomach still wants to tun tself inside out/
brenda m - Dec 24, 2007 5:13:20 am PST #9022 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Oh ugh, Allyson. I really hope it passes quickly.
Sophia Brooks - Dec 24, 2007 5:26:55 am PST #9023 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Oh, Allyson. What a horrible thing for Christmas Eve.
Cashmere - Dec 24, 2007 5:36:35 am PST #9024 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Allyson, I hope you're ok. Call in. Go to ER.