How do bulimics do this? HOW???? I'd rather gain pounds than throw up. Throwing up scares the bejeesus out of me.
I've thought this through, and if I could be guaranteed that I would never have to throw up again in my life, I would gladly pay a pinky finger. Cut it right off, don't need it, getting back something I value way more.
I mean, I'm not a flautist or anything; I'm sure other people feel strongly about having pinky fingers, but the right not to throw up is something I would gladly pay for.
This may have already been linked in the Procedurals thread, but just in case...
24: The Unaired Pilot from 1994. Hi-LAR-ious.
I have to call in sick. No one's gonna believe me, but dude, I don't care.
I think I need to go to the hospital.
All my symptoms are food poisoning.
There's nothing left in me to vomit, but my stomach still wants to tun tself inside out/
Oh ugh, Allyson. I really hope it passes quickly.
Oh, Allyson. What a horrible thing for Christmas Eve.
Allyson, I hope you're ok. Call in. Go to ER.
oh, Allyson, that sucks. Hope they give you magic feel better meds at the ER. Or at least gingerale. Or maybe you'll run into ita there!
I am mostly recovered from last night's migraine, and my sister, BIL, and I are all ensconced on the couch, each with a laptop and wifi. Wheee! Family togetherness at its best. Later we will go to my parents', and experience family togetherness at its worst.
Allyson--my mom and several folks I know have had this and it may not be food poisioning, it may be a particualrly nasty virus that's going around. It's easily treatable, but the sooner the better. Go to the ER!
