I seen you without your clothes on before. Never thought I'd see you naked.

Mal ,'Trash'


Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Dec 24, 2007 1:21:06 am PST #9010 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

woke up dizzy, achey. vomited until nothing left. so happy I had a can of coke in the fridge.

Please body, let it just be something I ate and not The Sick. Haven't seen family in a year.

How do bulimics do this? HOW???? I'd rather gain pounds than throw up. Throwing up scares the bejeesus out of me.

Nausea subsiding. Must google whatever it is about Coke that helps. It's like magic, and should be part of their holiday advertising.


§ ita § - Dec 24, 2007 1:33:46 am PST #9011 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Ugh, Allyson. Glad you have the Coke.

Want to borrow my sister? She's been very helpful for me. I will need her back in 4 hours, because we're going to try the ER ONE MORE TIME (please pray for me, atheist that I am).


Theodosia - Dec 24, 2007 2:28:03 am PST #9012 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Eek, Allyson!

I think it makes a difference if you're trying to RESIST vomiting, so that all your muscles and will is set against it. When I know it's inevitable (thank goodness that's been rare times), trying to will it to come on seems to make it quicker and less wrenching. It probably helps that I feel noticeably better once it's over....

My Mom swore by Coke syrup/Coca Cola as a nausea reliever, and when I was small tried to get me to drink some when I was sick. Unfortunately, bitter and/or fizzy makes me GAG, so you can imagine how that went.

Hope the ER goes well, ita.

Me, I've got to finish packing and get on the road -- going to the Catskills, where there's probably limited internet access, so let me wish all a Merry Holiday and/or Day Off.


Sue - Dec 24, 2007 3:01:25 am PST #9013 of 10001
hip deep in pie

Okay, everyone in SoCal, feel better!

My mom would give us pop, but only flat pop.

My 11 year old nephew made supper for my whole family last night (with assists from my sister and I.) Including hors d'oeurves, salad, and dessert. He's pretty awesome.


Sue - Dec 24, 2007 3:12:04 am PST #9014 of 10001
hip deep in pie

Oh Allyson, I totally know what you mean about throwing up. It's the absolute worst. For added fun, I always break blood vessels in my face when I get sick. I look super attractive afterwards.

People should listen to this weeks Vinyl Cafe podcast. The show is sort of the Canadian version of The Prairie Home Companion. This week's story is their classic christmas story, Dave Cooks a Turkey, and I think Buffistas would love it. The weblink for the podcast is here: [link]


Jessica - Dec 24, 2007 3:34:17 am PST #9015 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Coke syrup was originally developed as cold medicine, unless that's an urban legend.

I have a completely run-of-the-mill cold and am feeling shitty and have no voice. ON CHRISTMAS! And no, being Jewish does not make that seem any less unfair.


msbelle - Dec 24, 2007 4:00:44 am PST #9016 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

We are celebrating today, so MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!


Tom Scola - Dec 24, 2007 4:07:25 am PST #9017 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

How can it be Christmas if I've been at work for two hours? msbelle is crazy.


Nutty - Dec 24, 2007 4:38:47 am PST #9018 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

How do bulimics do this? HOW???? I'd rather gain pounds than throw up. Throwing up scares the bejeesus out of me.

I've thought this through, and if I could be guaranteed that I would never have to throw up again in my life, I would gladly pay a pinky finger. Cut it right off, don't need it, getting back something I value way more.

I mean, I'm not a flautist or anything; I'm sure other people feel strongly about having pinky fingers, but the right not to throw up is something I would gladly pay for.


Jessica - Dec 24, 2007 4:46:02 am PST #9019 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

This may have already been linked in the Procedurals thread, but just in case...

24: The Unaired Pilot from 1994. Hi-LAR-ious.