Tell him I said, "HEY!"
I know. Give Colin a hug for me, would you.
My past few days have been surreal. I'm not sure my sister coming in to town nets to a good idea, because if she's here I can actually take some of my pain meds, and some of them make me socially aggressive.
Currently there's an offer out--any male LA krav instructor who will pole dance for me will get not just a pole dance from me but also a lap dance if I take those classes.
Not sure how that happened.
Sister's dreamt up a strip club excursion tomorrow.
Last time I was at the ER they gave me IV in my foot.
Everything's just weird.
Suddenly it all becomes clear.
Ha! It seems he's lost his job again and "met someone" who he will be moving to another state for. Which? Hooray! But also, today my bf is the light of his life while yesterday she was "an ugly twisted thing." Whatevs. It'll make for catty HH talk at any rate.
Aims, you should help me open my store with clothes that flatter everybody. Or you could do the lion tamer thing.
Festive sporking is required in this case, I think. Make sure the spork has jingle bells tied to the top to add the proper mood music.
Should she wear a Santa hat, a la Teppy?
Isn't everyone wearing a Santa hat today? I am!!
It seems he's lost his job again
No doubt due to his taste in email forwards...
Aims, you should help me open my store with clothes that flatter everybody.
Ok. Although today, I would not be a very good example of that.
Also? I hate my hair.
Yay Christmas.
I am wearing a red satin skirt with black polka dots.
This is as festive as I will ever be.
No doubt due to his taste in email forwards...
According to him it's because it "turned out to be just another North Dallas pseudo yuppie business venture full of bullshit and bluster" And I'm all, DUDE! Have you looked in the mirror? You
are
the $30,000 millionare, the douchebag in the mist, if you will.
