Festive sporking is required in this case, I think. Make sure the spork has jingle bells tied to the top to add the proper mood music.
Zoe: Next time we smuggle stock, let's make it something smaller. Wash: Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles.
'Safe'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Kathy A - Dec 21, 2007 9:43:41 am PST #8800 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
tommyrot - Dec 21, 2007 9:44:33 am PST #8801 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Should she wear a Santa hat, a la Teppy?
Kathy A - Dec 21, 2007 9:45:07 am PST #8802 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Isn't everyone wearing a Santa hat today? I am!!
Allyson - Dec 21, 2007 9:45:22 am PST #8803 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
It seems he's lost his job again
No doubt due to his taste in email forwards...
Aims - Dec 21, 2007 9:46:13 am PST #8804 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Aims, you should help me open my store with clothes that flatter everybody.
Ok. Although today, I would not be a very good example of that.
Also? I hate my hair.
Yay Christmas.
Allyson - Dec 21, 2007 9:47:21 am PST #8805 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I am wearing a red satin skirt with black polka dots.
This is as festive as I will ever be.
Daisy Jane - Dec 21, 2007 9:48:52 am PST #8806 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
No doubt due to his taste in email forwards...
According to him it's because it "turned out to be just another North Dallas pseudo yuppie business venture full of bullshit and bluster" And I'm all, DUDE! Have you looked in the mirror? You are the $30,000 millionare, the douchebag in the mist, if you will.
Lee - Dec 21, 2007 9:49:25 am PST #8807 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Should she wear a Santa hat, a la Teppy?
maybe a grinch hat?
Daisy Jane - Dec 21, 2007 9:51:59 am PST #8808 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Ok. Although today, I would not be a very good example of that.
Me either. I haven't done laundry (though the maid should be doing it right now) and I've either worn all my cute stuff or it's packed.
My jeans don't fit and have a cranky zipper and my layered tops are kinda baggy and boring.
My hair, my purse and my boots, however, are fab-u-lous.
This is as festive as I will ever be.
That's plenty festive. I couldn't even be bothered to wear a color.
§ ita § - Dec 21, 2007 9:53:22 am PST #8809 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Santa hat, antlers, whatever.
Y'all are just weird.
I was in bright colours all week and people were all "Oh, festive!" But what do you think when I dress that way in March? Same with the "I mean, it's really the only time you get to wear velvet."
Uh, no. Temperature is the only thing that prohibits me velvet.
Colin used to wear a Santa hat as a winter hat all Montreal winter through. Which is a dumb, ear-freezing, move.