4. Forwarded this to Human Resources
Hey, don't worry about it. Nest full of vampires, you come get me, okay. Box full of puppies, that's more of a judgement call.
Jonathan ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Trudy Booth - Dec 21, 2007 8:28:02 am PST #8764 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
brenda m - Dec 21, 2007 8:28:18 am PST #8765 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I don't see getting the 24th off as any more problematic than getting the 25th off in the first place, really.
Allyson - Dec 21, 2007 8:30:07 am PST #8766 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Oh. Also? I need to pick up a disposable camera to take gracie pics. It irks me to no end that I didnt take a vacation day. I'm so not going to want to come back to work after chilling with the Soy Bean.
Could someone call my mom and tell her i want a digital camera for chrismakah? In lieu of clothes in Fall tones I will have to return?
Signed,
Cranky Bitch
amych - Dec 21, 2007 8:30:09 am PST #8767 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I don't see getting the 24th off as any more problematic than getting the 25th off in the first place, really.
This.
Daisy Jane - Dec 21, 2007 8:30:32 am PST #8768 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Good lord. Please tell me someone had the eggs to respond with "1. Ended up there with you; 2. Ended up there with you; 3. Ended up..."
Oh no, they're all (this is an exact quote) "You should publish this publicly!" So, yeah...
Here's a sample "mistake"
9. Whining when a guy pushes your head down on his cock instead of stroking your hair. Know why he's pushing, skippy? Because you aren't doing it right, and have apparently ignored the other clues he's given you. Pay attention to the signals that he's sending you.
I'm not going to be whining "skippy." Somebody is going to be minus a cock.
tommyrot - Dec 21, 2007 8:31:25 am PST #8769 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Dana - Dec 21, 2007 8:31:45 am PST #8770 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
Here's a sample "mistake"
t jaw drops
I hope someone suggested that he go blow himself.
amych - Dec 21, 2007 8:32:25 am PST #8771 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I hope someone suggested that he go blow himself.
I hope someone forced his head down while he did it.
Cashmere - Dec 21, 2007 8:33:41 am PST #8772 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
DH told his direct reports that his eyesight gets very, very bad after lunch on the Friday before Christmas. So bad that he can't see who's in the office and who's not.
Daisy Jane - Dec 21, 2007 8:34:16 am PST #8773 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
And as the jackass cherry on the jackass icing on the ginormous jackass cupcake? He's passing it off as something he wrote himself.
So he read it somewhere, not only approved, but liked it enough to plagarize it!?!