DH told his direct reports that his eyesight gets very, very bad after lunch on the Friday before Christmas. So bad that he can't see who's in the office and who's not.
Yeah, I could do that, but I'm paralyzed with not caring very much.
Spike ,'Showtime'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Cashmere - Dec 21, 2007 8:33:41 am PST #8772 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Daisy Jane - Dec 21, 2007 8:34:16 am PST #8773 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
And as the jackass cherry on the jackass icing on the ginormous jackass cupcake? He's passing it off as something he wrote himself.
So he read it somewhere, not only approved, but liked it enough to plagarize it!?!
Scrappy - Dec 21, 2007 8:35:37 am PST #8774 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
DJ--he sent this to people AT WORK?!? That is so very actionable. Do oyu have an HR deartment, because even if he owns the place, they need to be alerted about this.
brenda m - Dec 21, 2007 8:36:28 am PST #8775 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Seriously. This is way, way past the "questionable humor" line.
tommyrot - Dec 21, 2007 8:38:06 am PST #8776 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Saeco Etienne Louis espresso machine makes coffee, sinks naval vessels
NapShell lets you shirk your daily duties in style
Daisy Jane - Dec 21, 2007 8:38:16 am PST #8777 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Oh, no not at work. It's my best friend's ex-husband.
He posted a big rant about her I'm enjoying taking apart bit by bit over email in another window.
Daisy Jane - Dec 21, 2007 8:39:16 am PST #8778 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
NapShell lets you shirk your daily duties in style
WANT! Now in fact.
Allyson - Dec 21, 2007 8:39:18 am PST #8779 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Whoot! Soul-sucking job is lending me the digital camera!
Kathy A - Dec 21, 2007 8:46:42 am PST #8780 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
I just finished the last of my Christmas shopping by giving Heifer International a share of both a heifer and a llama for my dad's charity gift.
tommyrot - Dec 21, 2007 8:48:08 am PST #8781 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I just finished the last of my Christmas shopping by giving Heifer International a share of both a heifer and a llama for my dad's charity gift.
Ooh - can we make them fight?
(Sorry.)