I don't see getting the 24th off as any more problematic than getting the 25th off in the first place, really.
This.
River: They weren't cows inside. They were waiting to be, but they forgot. Now they see the sky and they remember what they are. Mal: Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?
'Safe'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
amych - Dec 21, 2007 8:30:09 am PST #8767 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Daisy Jane - Dec 21, 2007 8:30:32 am PST #8768 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Good lord. Please tell me someone had the eggs to respond with "1. Ended up there with you; 2. Ended up there with you; 3. Ended up..."
Oh no, they're all (this is an exact quote) "You should publish this publicly!" So, yeah...
Here's a sample "mistake"
9. Whining when a guy pushes your head down on his cock instead of stroking your hair. Know why he's pushing, skippy? Because you aren't doing it right, and have apparently ignored the other clues he's given you. Pay attention to the signals that he's sending you.
I'm not going to be whining "skippy." Somebody is going to be minus a cock.
tommyrot - Dec 21, 2007 8:31:25 am PST #8769 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Dana - Dec 21, 2007 8:31:45 am PST #8770 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
Here's a sample "mistake"
t jaw drops
I hope someone suggested that he go blow himself.
amych - Dec 21, 2007 8:32:25 am PST #8771 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I hope someone suggested that he go blow himself.
I hope someone forced his head down while he did it.
Cashmere - Dec 21, 2007 8:33:41 am PST #8772 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
DH told his direct reports that his eyesight gets very, very bad after lunch on the Friday before Christmas. So bad that he can't see who's in the office and who's not.
Daisy Jane - Dec 21, 2007 8:34:16 am PST #8773 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
And as the jackass cherry on the jackass icing on the ginormous jackass cupcake? He's passing it off as something he wrote himself.
So he read it somewhere, not only approved, but liked it enough to plagarize it!?!
Scrappy - Dec 21, 2007 8:35:37 am PST #8774 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
DJ--he sent this to people AT WORK?!? That is so very actionable. Do oyu have an HR deartment, because even if he owns the place, they need to be alerted about this.
brenda m - Dec 21, 2007 8:36:28 am PST #8775 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Seriously. This is way, way past the "questionable humor" line.
tommyrot - Dec 21, 2007 8:38:06 am PST #8776 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.