I love this quote from the woman who owns the goats:
“I kind of thought if anyone was caught having sex in public, it could have been me,” Carol Medenhall said.
And yes, the Dibble city council needs to attend a Dictionary 101 class if they think "on private land" and "in public" are the same place.
What if you have a TV that you can see through a window that's showing Animal Planet. Does that count?
What if you have a TV that you can see through a window that's showing Animal Planet. Does that count?
Well, in the future this won't be a problem, as we will soon have the technology to digitally add underpants to all animals on TV.
Lemme guess - the boy is named Dennis Mitchell and the 60-year-old is George Wilson?
Yeah, because nothing hazardous ever happens on ski slopes unless an eight year old does something crazy.
Colorado has laws limiting the liability of the ski resorts. I wonder if they have similar laws for other skiers?
mini meara
Why did I google "two girls one cup". I think I'd rather look at goatse 500 times!
WIKIPEDIA, Woman!
I got to read a nice little description and my eyes grew back in short order.
That's true, it becomes a default multiple endorsement between Smeagol and Gollum. How can you beat that?
I'm not sure, but if you Google "Smeagol/Gollum + spank" you can probably find about 4,000 fics to explain it for you.
I missed getting my vacation time report in this week, since payroll is closed today (Fridays are the usual due date for the report). My boss is now wondering why I didn't get her reminder to send it in which she sent me at 5:00 last night, and I missed getting because I had left at 5:00 to go to the bookstore. I didn't get in until 10:00 yesterday morning, so now she knows that I left early. I apologized and told her the truth, which is that I was planning on making up the time today since I don't have to work at the store tonight. I don't know what else to do, but it's not like I'm not the only one leaving early this week.
I think if the name of your town is "Dibble" you shouldn't be casting aspersions on other people's goats.