What if you have a TV that you can see through a window that's showing Animal Planet. Does that count?
Oh, I wish those council guys would let me have an hour alone in the room with her, if I was larger and had grenades.
Willow ,'Storyteller'
Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Tom Scola - Dec 21, 2007 6:03:51 am PST #8714 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
tommyrot - Dec 21, 2007 6:06:14 am PST #8715 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
What if you have a TV that you can see through a window that's showing Animal Planet. Does that count?
Well, in the future this won't be a problem, as we will soon have the technology to digitally add underpants to all animals on TV.
aurelia - Dec 21, 2007 6:10:48 am PST #8716 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
VAIL, Colo. (Dec. 21) - A 60-year-old man is taking an 8-year-old boy and his dad to court, claiming the boy caused a ski-slope collision that left the older man with a shoulder injury.
Seriously?
tommyrot - Dec 21, 2007 6:13:22 am PST #8717 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Lemme guess - the boy is named Dennis Mitchell and the 60-year-old is George Wilson?
Sean K - Dec 21, 2007 6:17:18 am PST #8718 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Yeah, because nothing hazardous ever happens on ski slopes unless an eight year old does something crazy.
Stephanie - Dec 21, 2007 6:22:13 am PST #8719 of 10001
Trust my rage
Colorado has laws limiting the liability of the ski resorts. I wonder if they have similar laws for other skiers?
Trudy Booth - Dec 21, 2007 6:25:44 am PST #8720 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
mini meara
Why did I google "two girls one cup". I think I'd rather look at goatse 500 times!
WIKIPEDIA, Woman!
I got to read a nice little description and my eyes grew back in short order.
That's true, it becomes a default multiple endorsement between Smeagol and Gollum. How can you beat that?
I'm not sure, but if you Google "Smeagol/Gollum + spank" you can probably find about 4,000 fics to explain it for you.
Kathy A - Dec 21, 2007 6:56:14 am PST #8721 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
I missed getting my vacation time report in this week, since payroll is closed today (Fridays are the usual due date for the report). My boss is now wondering why I didn't get her reminder to send it in which she sent me at 5:00 last night, and I missed getting because I had left at 5:00 to go to the bookstore. I didn't get in until 10:00 yesterday morning, so now she knows that I left early. I apologized and told her the truth, which is that I was planning on making up the time today since I don't have to work at the store tonight. I don't know what else to do, but it's not like I'm not the only one leaving early this week.
Frankenbuddha - Dec 21, 2007 6:57:07 am PST #8722 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I think if the name of your town is "Dibble" you shouldn't be casting aspersions on other people's goats.
tiggy - Dec 21, 2007 7:10:19 am PST #8723 of 10001
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore
only 50 more minutes of work left. i can make it. though i do think i might be getting sick. merry christmas to me!