On my seventh birthday, I wanted a toy fire truck, and I didn't get it, and you were real nice about it, and then the house next door burnt down, and then real firetrucks came, and for years I thought you set the fire for me. And if you did, you can tell me!

Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


bon bon - Dec 20, 2007 9:47:16 am PST #8540 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

What does someone have to do to get COMMed around here?

We should start some kind of program to get people to actually post there more (I'm just as bad as anyone). Like everyone commits to posting one COMM. Or 10,000th COMM gets a toaster!


Sean K - Dec 20, 2007 9:48:06 am PST #8541 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I adjusted my baseline down last night, ita. I just didn't want to admit it. I was hoping that if I didn't say anything, it would be like I never saw it.

Why did I look? Why didn't I trust you people?

I even read a description first, but no.... I had to see for myself.

Ima go claw my own eyes out and bash the memory center of my brain in with a cinder block now.


Burrell - Dec 20, 2007 9:48:50 am PST #8542 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Allyson, ita, and Steph, I honestly don't know who I love more right now.

And yeah, I agree with Allyson, if that hasn't been COMMed yet, I'm just not sure what's considered COMM anymore.


Steph L. - Dec 20, 2007 9:49:19 am PST #8543 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Heh. I actually aestheticaly like much of that clothing, but I think I'd be a very minimalist dominatrix. Very little apparent exertion on my part.

When I get into aerobically hurting men I like the playing field more equal, and my clothing reflects that.

Truthfully, I like the aesthetics of tight PVC also, but I dislike it being called dominatrix wear, when it's just some dude's stroke fantasy of what a dominatrix should wear.

Call it fetish wear, for those who like to Stand & Model (the joke is that's really what S&M stands for), and I'm cool with that. I'm deeply appreciative of fetishes. But PVC is not a breathable fabric, which makes it not so good for strenuous activity, and delivering a beating is, trust me, a strenuous activity. Yoga pants and t-shirt all the way, baby.

aerobically beating

I think this is my new favorite phrase.

Oh, but it's *totally* a workout to be the one dishing out the beating! I get all hot and sweaty and exhausted and need Gatorade. There's no fucking way I'd do that in tight PVC and 5-inch heeled boots.


Miracleman - Dec 20, 2007 9:49:53 am PST #8544 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Like everyone commits to posting one COMM. Or 10,000th COMM gets a toaster!

My bank offered me a free portable DVD player for signing up. Get on the low-to-mid grade consumer electronics bandwagon!


Gudanov - Dec 20, 2007 9:57:16 am PST #8545 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Holy shit, COMM is about to turn over. That's a lot of coffee stained monitors.


Frankenbuddha - Dec 20, 2007 9:59:24 am PST #8546 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Holy shit, COMM is about to turn over. That's a lot of coffee stained monitors.

Well at the current rate of posting, we may get a few more months out of it.


Gudanov - Dec 20, 2007 10:00:21 am PST #8547 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

There's a certain pride to making a post that leads eventually to COMM even if I no idea that the thread would go from gmail weirdness to evangelical BDSM.


Tom Scola - Dec 20, 2007 10:02:18 am PST #8548 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Holy shit, COMM is about to turn over. That's a lot of coffee stained monitors.

At the current rate of COMM posts, it should turn over in October 2008.


amych - Dec 20, 2007 10:02:51 am PST #8549 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

At the current rate of COMM posts, it should turn over in October 2008.

Unacceptable! People, be funny faster! It's a very slow day at work!