You have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone.

Giles ,'Touched'


Natter 55: It's the 55th Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Dec 20, 2007 9:49:19 am PST #8543 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Heh. I actually aestheticaly like much of that clothing, but I think I'd be a very minimalist dominatrix. Very little apparent exertion on my part.

When I get into aerobically hurting men I like the playing field more equal, and my clothing reflects that.

Truthfully, I like the aesthetics of tight PVC also, but I dislike it being called dominatrix wear, when it's just some dude's stroke fantasy of what a dominatrix should wear.

Call it fetish wear, for those who like to Stand & Model (the joke is that's really what S&M stands for), and I'm cool with that. I'm deeply appreciative of fetishes. But PVC is not a breathable fabric, which makes it not so good for strenuous activity, and delivering a beating is, trust me, a strenuous activity. Yoga pants and t-shirt all the way, baby.

aerobically beating

I think this is my new favorite phrase.

Oh, but it's *totally* a workout to be the one dishing out the beating! I get all hot and sweaty and exhausted and need Gatorade. There's no fucking way I'd do that in tight PVC and 5-inch heeled boots.


Miracleman - Dec 20, 2007 9:49:53 am PST #8544 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Like everyone commits to posting one COMM. Or 10,000th COMM gets a toaster!

My bank offered me a free portable DVD player for signing up. Get on the low-to-mid grade consumer electronics bandwagon!


Gudanov - Dec 20, 2007 9:57:16 am PST #8545 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Holy shit, COMM is about to turn over. That's a lot of coffee stained monitors.


Frankenbuddha - Dec 20, 2007 9:59:24 am PST #8546 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Holy shit, COMM is about to turn over. That's a lot of coffee stained monitors.

Well at the current rate of posting, we may get a few more months out of it.


Gudanov - Dec 20, 2007 10:00:21 am PST #8547 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

There's a certain pride to making a post that leads eventually to COMM even if I no idea that the thread would go from gmail weirdness to evangelical BDSM.


Tom Scola - Dec 20, 2007 10:02:18 am PST #8548 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Holy shit, COMM is about to turn over. That's a lot of coffee stained monitors.

At the current rate of COMM posts, it should turn over in October 2008.


amych - Dec 20, 2007 10:02:51 am PST #8549 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

At the current rate of COMM posts, it should turn over in October 2008.

Unacceptable! People, be funny faster! It's a very slow day at work!


Sean K - Dec 20, 2007 10:05:49 am PST #8550 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I had to change my tag from Spider-Pig, I was so scarred.


tommyrot - Dec 20, 2007 10:06:30 am PST #8551 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Unacceptable! People, be funny faster! It's a very slow day at work!

Sorry. Not funny today.

Not unless round is funny.


Gudanov - Dec 20, 2007 10:08:11 am PST #8552 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

I brought up gmail again, but now it's just showing me a news article about Russia signing a pipeline deal. Damn you Google! Asian pipelines don't lead to porn which is the key to COMM.